GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
More fights started over this card game than any other.
What is Slamwich?
He who keeps the lodge working well.
Who is Josh?
It rhymes with Eggo.
What is Lego?
No other state (except Texas) allows this on its beaches.
What are cars and trucks?
He was a star boxer in college.
Who was grandpa?
Come batter, batter, batter, swing!
What were the annoying background words on Backyard Baseball?
He was the bard of Red River.
Who is Michael Martin Murphey?
It ushered in the video game age to the French household.
What is Xbox?
In Japan they eat it, in Texas they sunbathe on it.
What is Seaweed?
He was an all state 3rd baseman.
Who was Daddy Burt?
Its villains are the Bad Pipsewah, Sneaky Skeeziks, and Skillery Skallery Alligator.
What is Uncle Wiggly.
Burton was MANLY, Joan was HOT, and David was AWOL.
What happened in Costa Rica.
The French family had this number of sets made by a certain famous German toy company.
What is 3.
These perilous botanical seeds make one walk very carefully to the beach.
What are sticker burrs? Or sand burs.
He threw a German down an elevator.
Who was grandpa Stolle?
Everyone’s goal in the Game of Life.
What is Millionaire Acres?
The guy who introduced us to YMCA of the Rockies.
Who is Rick Rogers?
This Joseph had stomach problems.
Who is GI Joe?
These flutter behind many a golf cart on the beach.
What are Trump Flags?
(also accepted: What are racist, 2nd amendment, or anti-Biden flags)
He was almost eaten by an alligator.
Who was John Jay French?
Daddy Burt’s favorite game.
What is Cribbage.
William learned this lesson on the Pioneer Express ski lift.
What is “take off your ski mask before spitting”?
“And somewhere near Pueblo, Lord, we let him slip away…”
Who is Fluffy Boy?
Carla, Ike, and Rita were among the worst of these Bolivar beach visitors.
What are hurricanes?
He was a preacher of the gospel.
Granddaddy Nash