Brain Rot
Je suis cuit
Je suis mort de rire.
I'm dying laughing / That's hilarious / LOL.
Your friend gives you a present. What do you say?
Merci
Bof
REAL — means something like “meh” / “whatever.”
I'm flaky, buttery, and French. Who am I?
Croissant
C’est moyen
That’s mid
J’ai faim comme un loup.
I'm really hungry.
How do you say "I'm hungry"?
J'ai faim
Wesh
REAL — French slang, roughly “yo,” “what’s up,” or “dude.”
I'm 330 metres tall and live in Paris.
La Tour Eiffel
Faut se concentrer
Lock in
J’ai les yeux plus gros que le ventre.
I took more food than I can eat / My eyes are bigger than my stomach.
what does texting mdr mean? Give me the french words and english text translation.
mort de rire/LOL
Mangeur de lune
FAKE
I’m a very thin French pancake. You can eat me with Nutella, sugar, lemon, or basically anything delicious.
Crêpe
Frérot, j’ai pas étudié pour le test. Je suis cuit et je dois lock in maintenant.
Bro, I didn’t study for the test. I’m cooked and I need to lock in now.
Je suis dans la lune aujourd’hui.
I’m distracted / daydreaming / spaced out.
what does texting jtm mean? Give me the french words and english text translation.
je t'aime, I love you
Avoir la dalle
REAL — means to be really hungry.
I’m a famous museum in Paris. You can find the Mona Lisa inside me.
Le Louvre
Frérot, il pensait avoir du rizz, mais tout le monde savait qu’il était mid, alors il a commencé à cap et j’ai perdu toute mon aura.
Bro thought he had rizz, but everyone knew he was mid, so he started capping and I lost all my aura.
Il fait un temps de chien aujourd’hui.
The weather is terrible today.
Someone asks what you did on the weekend. Give a response.
Answers will vary
Être dans les patates
FAKE
I’m a French cheese. I’m soft, creamy, and famous for my strong smell. My name starts with C.
Camembert