Fun
What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
Answer: The letter “R.”®
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
Answer: T-H-A-T👈🏽
What word begins and ends with an E but has only one letter?
Answer: An envelope.🧧🧧😅
How do oceans say hello to each other?
Answer: They wave!🐬
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?🐠🐟🐡🧔🧔👱♂️👱♂️❓❓❓
Answer: There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.👴🧔👱♂️
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Answer: Lost🦏🐘🐘🤣.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator.🧐🐊🐊🤣
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let it go!🎈🤣🕸
Liam was 11 the day before yesterday, and next year he’ll turn 14. How is this possible?🤔❓❓❓❓❓❓
Answer: Today is January 1st, and Liam’s birthday is December 31st. Liam was 11 the day before yesterday (December 30th), then turned 12 the next day. This year on December 31st he’ll turn 13, so next year he’ll turn 14.😅
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
Answer: He was walking, not driving. 🚍
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mushroom.🍄🍄🤣
Where do cows go for a bit of entertainment?
Answer: They go to the moo-vies.🐮🐮🐄🤣
A cowboy rides into town on Monday, stays for three days, then leaves on Monday. How did he do it?
Answer: His horse’s name was Monday🤠🤠🐎🐎
Mr.Nandakumar has 2 daughters Bhargavi and Midarshana. Each of these daughters has a sister. How many children does Mr.Nandakumar have?👨🏽👧🏽👧🏽❓❓
Answer: They have 2 children. Each daughter has the other sister. 👨👩👧👧
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
Answer: The dictionary.📖📕
I’m🧡 , I wear a💚🧢 and I sound like a🦜 . What am I?
Answer: A Carrot.🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Answer: Because they use honeycombs.🐝🐝🤣
What two keys cant open a door?
Answer:Donkey and Monkey🐵🐎😀🤣
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.📜
Why did the girl bury her torch?
Answer: Because the batteries died!🎤🤣
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer:I’ll meet you at the corner.🤣🤣
What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold.🥶🥵🤮🤧
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.🦥