It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
what is a thumb
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
I am not found on any ground,
But always in the air;
Though charged each cloud with thunder loud,
You can not find me there.
Now, if from France you choose to dance
Your way just into Spain,
I there am seen, and near the queen,
In hail, in mist, and rain.
What am I?
what is the letter i
I am filled with stuff but will not open that easily what am I
pinata
I am dark but I can be light what am I
what is grey
A barrel of water weighs 60 pounds. What must you put in it for it to weigh 40 pounds?
what is a hole
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I am worn on your head but you do not always get me what am I
what is a party hat
I have no color but I am still a color
what is white
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter, and twelve remains. What am I?
what is dozens
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
not everyone gets me only one person does
what is a present
I am light but I look like red I can come in different shades
what is pink
What falls, but never breaks? What breaks, but never falls?
what is Day and Night.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
Imagine that you are in a room with no doors or windows how do you gt out
stop imagining
I am dark like black I also start wit b what am I
what is brown
How do football players stay cool during a game?
what is They stand next to the fans.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A Carrot.
I am one of a kind and everyone wants me what am I
what is gold