Anakin's count of what was "off the charts"
Midichlorian
A plane crashes on the IN/KY border. Where do you bury the survivors?
Please don't bury survivors
A ship is tied to a dock. A rope ladder hangs over the side, with its bottom rung just touching the water. The rungs are 8 inches apart. If the tide rises at a rate of 4 inches per hour, how long will it take for the water to cover the first three rungs?
It never will, the ship rises with the tide
Which type of animal can jump higher that a house?
Any animal that can jump. Houses can't jump
Don't live life without it.
American Express
What is the name of Boba Fett's ship?
Slave 1
How many animals of each species did Moses Take on the ark
Zero
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
9
How many bones are there in a giraffe's neck?
7
“Live in your world. Play in ours.”
Playstation
In Monster's Inc, there is nothing more deadly or toxic than what?
a human child
Where was Mr. Green Born?
Anchorage, Alaska
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
You can Tune a Piano BUT:
You can't tuna fish
“Expect more. Pay less.”
Target
Who raised Luke sky walker?
Owen and Beru Lars
From what past job was Mr. Green fired?
Cell phone salesman
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly.
What is a group of kittens called?
Kindle
Think outside the bun
Taco Bell
What did donkey smell that made him think Shrek passed gas?
Brimstone
Who is Mr. Green's favorite Student?
I love them all equally (allegedly)
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
The man was bald.
What type of bear is best?
False: Black Bear is Best
“What can brown do for you?”
UPS
Where does Doris the ugly stepsister work in Shrek?
The poison Apple Pub
Who is Mr. Green's Celebrity Crush?
Jennifer Lawrence, Anniston or Lopez
What can you keep but cannot share and once you share it, you can’t keep it anymore
a secret
Which kind of animal has the most bones
A dead one
“Tastes so good, cats ask for it by name.”
Meow Mix
Who is Violet's Boyfriend in the Incredibles?
Tony Rydinger
Write the lift equation
L = 1/2 * rho * V^2 * S * C_L
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway, then it is running out
Why can't we kiss every little bug?
They are so small and our lips are so strong
Its got electrolytes
Brawndo
Which Disney Princess commits a crime in the film?
Jasmine is a burgular (also mulan)
A red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness
What is the name for the animals that have caused the most emotional damage
Humans (the girl kind)
Just do it.
Nike
What make and model of car is Sally in Cars?
Porsche 911
What is the capital of Ohio?
"O"
The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it never sees it. What is it?
A coffin
What creature do I hate the most?
Mosquitos and Ticks
Doing what you can't.
Samsung
Who quoted "Mike Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork correctly"
Roz
What is the only mammal capable of sustained flight?
A bat
A boy and a girl are brother and sister. The boy has as many sisters as he has brothers. The girl has twice as many brothers as she has sisters. How many boys and girls are in the family?
Four boys and three girls.
What does it mean if a creature is a tetrachromat?
They can see in 4 colors, instead our 3
“Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.”
M&Ms