Things Brad Likes
You
Don't call it a fruit! This slimy topping doesn't belong anywhere on my food
A tomato
Which bear is best?
Polar Bears. Sorry Dwight
"Hold on to your butts"
Samuel L Jackson, Jurassic Park(uncredited)
At the time of the French Revolution what language was spoken by the majority of the population?
Not French but regional languages: Occitan, Breton, Basque...
Originally thought to have been invented in the 18th century, this "America Classic" was first brought here by Italian immigrants in 1890
Da Pizza pie
Clicking that pen, chewing loudly, tapping your desk repeatedly? All these sounds can drive someone crazy. What is this called?
Misophonia
The T-Rex, king of the dinosaurs, once ruled supreme, but this modern-day ancestor? Not so much, quite the opposite
Chickens(or birds in general)
"Dont be Sorry, Be better"
Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta
Are you afraid of the dark? How about this? Allodoxaphobia the fear of what?
Other people's opinions
Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water are no match for the characters of this popular Nickelodeon kids show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Not just the name of a vegetable, but also a highly athletic game for two.
Squash
This furry marsupial is the only animal known to have square feces
The wombat
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"
Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, The Godfather Part 2
Sharks have been swimming in the Earth's oceans for roughly 400 million years, which means they predate this by nearly 50 million years
Trees
Red, Blue, Black, Green, and White make up the color wheel for this 1993 trading card game
Magic: The Gathering
This food claims it can taste like anything, including wet bread texture and an off-putting smell. Vegetarians really seem to like it though
Oops, you've been camping for a week and forgot to shower! Approximately how far away would an American grey wolf be able to smell you as its next meal?
Two miles
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley."
Robert Hays and Leslie Nielsen, Airplane
"I'll be back", the rights to this saying and more in the Terminator franchise were once sold for this unbelievable amount of money
Formed in 2006, this Swedish rock band features a religious frontman who is unlikely to be welcome at the Vatican
Ghost
Hydnellum peckii, Xylaria polymorpha, Clathrus archeri, are all names of these hated things
Mushrooms
These bipedal marsupials carry their young in a pouch and often confuse travelers by asking this: "How many sides are there in a dodecahedron?"
12 sides
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling... makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all.”
Geralt of Rivia, The Witcher
How much toothpaste should you use? A Dab? A dollup? The official name for the amount is this.
A Nurdle