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If you hear someone yell "Hoy!" or "Aba!" across the room, or if they point at an object using only their lips, you are definitely dealing with someone from one of these nationalities.
Filipino or Hispanic
Your New York friend texts you "I’m literally about to get ready for the gym," but they are lying out their ass and are actually still at this stage of getting ready.
What is still in bed?
To survive a night out with the Korean contingent, you have to survive Somaek, which is a lethal, fast-acting bomb combination of these two alcoholic beverages.
What are Soju and Beer?
If you open a Danish Butter Cookies tin or a Country Crock tub in a Hispanic or Asian household, that shit is NOT filled with cookies OR butter. Whats in it?
What are sewing supplies / random leftovers?
If a Latina mom or a Filipino auntie is holding this specific piece of footwear, do not breathe, do not make eye contact, just start praying for your life.
What is a chancla?
Trying to schedule a group call means calculating why one person is drinking a morning iced latte while Koochie is blackout drunk on Soju at 3:00 AM in ______.
What is Hongdae?
A beloved Filipino late-night comfort food that features sizzling, chopped parts of pig’s head and chicken liver, seasoned with calamansi and chili peppers, usually served on a hot iron plate.
What is Sisig?
This is what Nari feels whenever anyone around her does aegyo LOL
What is the "Ick" or disgusted?
If you are overthinking a situation to the point of absolute delusion and creating entirely fake scenarios in your head about your crush, the internet says you are engaging in this psychological activity.
What is "Delulu"?
If you are sneaking someone out of your apartment at 4:00 AM so your roommates don't see them, you are performing this legendary, shameful, early-morning physical walk.
What is the Walk of Shame?