According to his sons, this man is a “pro” through and through: practical, unimpressed by unnecessary theatrics, and reliably the first to remind everyone how things actually work.
Mohammad
This Egyptian prank-show regular is known for his unusually soft-spoken delivery and his recurring role as the show’s “chef.”
Eggohary
this cousin sits firmly on the “entertainer” end of the spectrum, equipped with a laugh you’ll hear before you see him and a frequently questioned level of كفاءة.
Saad Salem
Someone who is convinced they're always right, even when nobody asked for their opinion
Mansplainer
This relentlessly cheerful TikToker is known for blending Arabic and questionably pronounced English into a language of his own, all while maintaining his signature smile without ever revealing his upper teeth
Raid
Widely regarded as the family’s greatest achievement, this devastatingly handsome, exceptionally intelligent, perfectly mannered gentleman has contributed more to the household through sheer presence alone than most could in a lifetime.
hunter
Often associated with being methodical and precise, this device gives the same answer regardless of whether you find that answer interesting.
Measuring Tape
This Saudi internet personality became family-meme material less for any single viral moment and more for a very recognizable way of speaking and reacting on camera.
hasoon
This uncle is known for his fun, outgoing, and unmistakably loud personality, his unwavering loyalty to Starbucks, and what some would consider a resemblance to Mr. Potato Head.
عمي علي
In entertainment, this person handles the logistics, money, and practical decisions while others may be more concerned with putting on the show.
manager
This fun-loving older TikTok personality crowned himself “legendary,” building an online presence that entertains many and irritates Mohammad with remarkable consistency.
darandary the legendary
This family member, already notorious for never turning down a trip to Bahrain, recently upgraded her travel résumé by abandoning her siblings altogether for a European getaway with the parents.
Wasan
This person has no interest in whether the news is good or bad; its only job is to deliver the message exactly as it was given.
messenger
this elementary school teacher turned sandwich making into a musical performance.
شطائرٌ لذيذة
This family member has built a remarkably concise vocabulary around two recurring expressions of affection: “أطياز”when addressing her siblings collectively and the ever-versatile “كل زق” for nearly every other occasion.
deemo