2000's Emo
The 90's
Pop / R&B
Wait, THATS NOT A GUITAR!!
A Little Dark ,But A Little Dancey
100

A man repeatedly assures everyone he's fine, despite providing overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Im Not okay ( I Promise) -MCR

100

A woman spends years mourning a maritime disaster, despite the fact that the only thing she actually lost was her boyfriend.

My Heart Will Go On — Céline Dion

100

A woman offers someone shelter from unfavorable weather conditions.

Umbrella — Rihanna

100

A woman is still haunted by someone who is no longer around, and apparently a piano and string section are necessary to communicate this.

My Immortal — Evanescence

100

A woman travels the world and concludes that everybody is looking for something, but nobody seems to know what.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) — Eurythmics

200

A teenage girl celebrates stealing another girl's boyfriend and proudly announces that she has no regrets.

Misery Bussiness -Paramore

200

Five men demand a specific outcome but refuse to explain what that outcome actually is.

I Want It That Way — Backstreet Boys

200

A woman decides that a dysfunctional relationship is acceptable because she enjoys the dishonesty and abuse.

Love the Way You Lie — Eminem ft. Rihanna

200

A man requests emotional assistance while his band prepares for an alien invasion with cellos and violins.  

My Demons — STARSET

200

A man receives secondhand information about a confusing romantic family tree.

Somebody Told Me — The Killers

300

A person claims they cannot survive independently because one of their vital organs is legally residing in another state.

Ohio is for lovers - Hawthorne Heights

300

A woman explains that being made of plastic is actually a lifestyle choice.

Barbie Girl — Aqua

300

Two women become increasingly irritated by someone attempting to contact them during a night out.

Telephone — Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé

300

A man wants to return to a particular street near the beach, while his bandmate brought a violin.

Ocean Avenue — Yellowcard

300

A man develops romantic feelings for someone who may technically be a digital program.

Fiction (Dreams in Digital) — Orgy

400

A man thanks his ex for a terrible experience but is apparently too emotionally damaged to use vowels.

Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fallout Boy

400

A teenage girl blames herself for a breakup and proposes getting physically abused as the solution.

Hit Me Baby One More Time — Britney Spears

400

A woman gives a stranger her contact information and realizes that was crazy.

Call Me Maybe — Carly Rae Jepsen

400

In this cover song four classically trained musicians  decide guitars are completely unnecessary as if they even matter.

Nothing Else Matters — Apocalyptica's cover

400

A man demonstrates flexible dating standards regarding whether his partner has a pulse.  

Living Dead Girl — Rob Zombie

500

A man develops a substance abuse problem but insists it's actually a romantic relationship.  

My Heroine -silverstein

500

A group of poorly supervised teenagers accidentally creates an entire musical movement.

Smells Like Teen Spirit — Nirvana

500

A woman wakes up with significant memory loss and must reconstruct the events of an evening using photographic evidence and property damage

Last Friday Night -Katy Perry

500

In Europe a man requests a cardiac examination In front of an orchestral performance. (2016)  

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring me the Horizon

500

Several men insist they have acquired exclusive ownership of something that the sun repossesses daily.  

We Own the Night — Dance Gavin Dance

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