SNOOPY
HOT, TO GO
3rd GRADERS KNOW THIS STUFF
THINKING ABOUT THE ROMAN EMPIRE
MEME CULTURE
100

In the film "Snoopy, Come Home", Snoopy almost leaves this boy to live with Lila, his original owner

Who is Charlie Brown?

100

This chain's to-go offerings aren't limited to items like The Meatzza Pizza; it's also go loaded tots

What is Domino's?

100

Zero divided by 6 yields this quotient

What is zero?

100

I've been crushing arm day at the gym--now I can rock this loose, 4-letter garment worn by ancient Romans

What is a toga?

100

Don't click on that hyperlink! You could become a victim of this O.G. meme, a bait-&-switch prank involving '80s singer Rick Astley (2007)

What is a Rickroll?

200

Charles Schulz' son's interest in WWI model airplanes inspired strips about this Snoopy nemesis

Who is the Red Baron?

200

This Mexican grill lists the 53 ingredients it uses, & yes, one of them is the chili pepper it's named for

What is Chipotle?

200

Of I'm, they've, you're, or won't, the contraction that lost the most letters

What is won't?

200

While floating in my pool, I imagine I'm coasting across this sea the Romans called "Mare Nostrum" or "our sea"

What is the Mediterranean? 

200

The British government put up signs in 1939 saying this, to inspire normalcy in the face of an impending WWII, but parodies of the phrase had a major resurgence in meme culture in the 2000s

What is 'Keep Calm & Carry On'?

300

You can meet Snoopy at Camp Snoopy, which opened at this California theme park on July 1, 1983

What is Knott's Berry Farm?

300

This chain advises looking for its Hot Light to know when its original glazed doughnuts are, y'know, hot

What is Krispy Kreme?

300

The predicate of a sentence tells what this part is or does

What is the subject?

300

Okay, so I burnt our lasagna--at least I'm not this fifth Roman emperor who legend says fiddled while Rome burned

Who is Nero?
300

Kabosu, a female Shiba Inu from Japan, received internet celebrity status in 2010 as the face of this four-letter meme that was later arrogated by Elon Musk

What is Doge?

400

Once, after a heavy snowstorm, Snoopy found that this little bird had built an igloo in his nest

Who is Woodstock?

400

Beijing Beef & Honey Walnut Shrimp are on the menu of this place that puns, "We Wok for You"

What is Panda Express?

400

The size of this body part changes, depending on the light

What is the pupil?

400

How shall I display my bowling trophies for all of time? Maybe in a replica of this building with a name from Greek for "all gods"

What is the Pantheon?

400

This gorilla, who was shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in 2016, became "meme of the year" in 2016 and was memorialized by the White House on May 28, 2026 as a "true patriot"

Who was Harambe?

500

Snoopy wears sunglasses & a turtleneck in his guide as this BBOC, or Big Beagle on Campus

Who is Joe Cool?

500

You can get soup or mac & cheese in a bread bowl from this place, with a name from Latin for "bread basket"

What is Panera?

500

The 15th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 24th & 26th ones of these are specifically concerned with voting

What are amendments of the Constitution?

500

It took me 14 hours to build an Ikea bookcase--so how'd it take the Romans just over 6 years to build this barrier across Britain?

What is Hadrian's Wall?

500

I could have helped out at a soup kitchen, but I spent my Saturday learning about this Italian dancer with a coffee mug for a head (2025)

Who is Ballerina Cappuccina?

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