terrible puns
what did the egg say to the other egg?
*hint: its super cringey
you look eggsalent.
why do candle lit dinners never last?
because the food is burnt.
whats 7+7+7+7x2
its 46
she dropped a pencil but why isnt it falling?
because it had already fell!
what do you call it when their are a bunch of cats out side meowing?
a cat-tasrophie!
why are you ugly?
*hint: this one is scientific
sorry its just genetics
whats 2-2+2-2+2-2+2=?
its 2!
the lady was walking home from school and got tripped fell, the man helped her up and she knocked him out, why?
because the man tripped her!
what did the cow say to the other cow when he was in his way?
mooooooo-ve over
when the man had pressed his delete button he couldn't any more.. why?
because he has deleted it! HA
whats 3+3+4+4+5+5x0=?
its 0!
she never studies for any tests at school, but she always gets A's on every test! how come?
because she studies at home.
what did the duck say when she dropped her egg?
oh no! i think i quacked it!
why didn't the man take a shower without help?
*hint: without help
because it was too heavy! you don't take showers, you have them.
whats 4x5+5+5+5+=?
its 35
the girl was being chased by the police, she ran into a store cut her hair to try and disguise herself as a man, but as soon as she when't outside, the cops knew it was her, why?
because i never said she changed her clothing!
why did the man freak out when the mechanic asked for a nossel?
because the man said, "what NO i need to breath!"
why did the girl wear shorts on a freezingly hot day?
because it wasnt hot!
3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3==?
its 3
the man was driving his car on the opposite side on the road, he is a very good driver, but he was almost crashing unto everyone! why?