GOBBLE GOBBLE
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball!
Do Americans prefer apple pie or pumpkin pie?
Apple pie
MUKIPNP
PUMPKIN
KRUEYT
TURKEY
NGSTUFIF
STUFFING
RBEDA
BREAD
UYHTARSD
THURSDAY
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter “g.”
EREMNBOV
NOVEMBER
Who was the first President to pardon a turkey?
John F. Kennedy
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries
NNASIDI
INDIANS
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don't fly.
RICDUKMYS
DRUMSTICK
How long was the first Thanksgiving celebration?
Three days
What kind of key has legs but can't open a door?
A turKEY
CIARRRBESNE
CRANBERRIES
If the turkey says “gobble, gobble, gobble,” and a peach says “cobbler, cobbler, cobbler,” what would a computer say?
“Google, Google, Google.”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing.
SOLRL
ROLLS
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
because of their fowl language
IMGLRPIS
PILGRIMS
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving Breakfast and lunch
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
OMFAYLWER
MAYFLOWER