“WHOA! Why is he so bouncy? Spare me!”
Hudson Arp
(because he's me)
“Sherman is 19 now, he went to ______ the other day. Remember his dad, Mr. Peabody? ____!”
prison; dead
Grayer Arp
“Due to a severe lack of dudes.”
Owen Phillips
“South Dakota is so small that if you don't know someone's number you can dial 605-something-something and get your man in 3-5 tries.”
Levi Greslen - 7th Grade
“Keep your socks and shoes on at all times please.”
“What’s wrong with having a body pillow?”
Bakore Henry
(nothing)
“Big ‘S’ for ____________.”
Segregation
Story Burton
“I need to get my hands on these mushrooms.”
Owen Phillips
“Looks tasty. Feels alive.”
Ezra Brown - 8th Grade
“Naomi, you need to shave.”
Mr. Jerry Pruett
“Guys, should I shave my eyebrows?”
Bria Copp
(no)
“Seymour can’t feel my ________.”
Movement
Judah Copp
“But I am a good girl.”
Piker Pomeroy
“You can hang people in the mall.”
Gwen Spencer - 7th Grade
“I might try to kidnap some of you guys.”
Ms. Judy Andrawes
*Talking to Lucas* “I’m ancient? Aren’t you, like, four?”
Naomi Boe
(yes)
“Yo you seen that post on ___________?”
Google Drive
Ryder Wilson
“Hey guys, I gotta tell you something. I made out with Hugh Jackman.”
Mr. Jeff
“Oh, nevermind, my cat got out of the toilet”
Mabel Denison - 8th Grade
“Those are the creepiest ____ in the history of ____”
Legs; legs
Ms. Maddy Boe
“Do any of yall want a kiss?”
Sawyer Arp
(absolutely)
“_______ are the smartest creature until _______ gets _________.”
Octopus; Seymour; in the water
Tomas Solvie
“I happen to like 8 year old boys”
Sawyer Arp
“Don’t hate on Ms. Maddy. She’s… okay.”
Micaela Vinnoukkun - 7th Grade
“Silas get your ___ out of my ____.”
dogs; face
Ms. Maddy Boe