Luke
Where is Bloomington, IL?
A living culture of natural yeast and bacteria.
What is sourdough?
Her astrological sign, which is based on a predatory arachnid.
What is Scorpio?
Yellow, sweet, and good to eat.
What is corn?
A dairy product made from cow, goat, or sheep milk.
What is cheese?
A hot drink requiring 9 bar of pressure to properly prepare.
What is espresso?
A spring flower with a symbiotic relationship with ants, exchanging sweet nectar for pest control.
What is a peony?
Her native land, and this 2,000-mile geographical region in the Eastern United States.
What is Appalachia?
A public gathering to rally, debate, and vote on presidential nominees.
What is a caucus?
24,000 square miles of rugged terrain, unaltered by glaciers during the previous ice age.
What is the Driftless Region?
An instrument made of brass and played by him.
What is a saxophone?
A Greek goddess born in the seafoam of Cyprus.
Who is Aphrodite?
Her place of employment, and one of two utilities available for purchase in Monopoly.
What is the Electric Company?
The future birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk.
What is the Riverside?
A family-style steak and seafood restaurant and social club, featuring pre-dinner cocktails and a relish tray.
What is a supper club?
His white whale LEGO set.
What is the USC Venator?
THE aspartame pop.
What is diet coke?
What are pile drivers?
What is Fort Madison?
A reptilian cryptid from the Northwoods, with horns, spikes, and glowing red eyes. The mascot of Rhinelander High School.
What is the hodag?
The real reason behind the dimple on his left cheek.
Novel metallic materials composed of five or more core elements in roughly equal proportions.
What are high entropy alloys?
Her political affiliation, and the national identity of followers of Trump.
What is a true MAGA patriot?
A German-immigrant commune that produced the first commercial upright home freezer.
What are the Amana Colonies?
The intentional subsidizing of the US dairy industry, resulting in a hoard of over 1 billion pounds of cheese in underground caves.
What is the government cheese conspiracy?