Who Said That
LC Lore
LC Corporate
Jargon
Ghosts of LC's Past
Other Duties As Assigned
100

"I have raptors seasons tickets"

Barbara 

100

This room functions equally well as a lunchroom, sorting room, storage room and second office

Boardroom 

100

Despite constantly being at this, LC employees somehow always manage to take on more

Capacity

100

We could not pay this rockstar of an employee to come back (we tried)

Sarah Utting 

100

Despite managing LC’s finances, this employee also serves as the office’s internet troubleshooter

Beatrice

200

"Please do not put our logo on every post"

Government of Canada

200

Name of the business establishment below our current office space

Inferno Pole Studio
200

At LC, this formal process has historically consisted of being given a laptop (sometimes) and wishing you luck

Onboarding

200

This individual made Flip Flops a staple in the business casual office attire

Terry

200

Josh became the unofficial head of this department when he was able to turn on the office TV 

IT / Tech

300

This former LC Personel told the Membership he was well underway establishing a Lacrosse Canada Facility before he was ever voted in as a Board Member

Alan Preyra 

300

Pre-office, this used to be the unofficial team meeting place 

Sunset Grill

300

This phrase describes the LC experience of being handed an unreasonable amount of responsibility all at once

Drinking from a hirehose

300

This person was famous in his leading of the Major Box Sector

Randy Trobak

300

Forget RRSP Match, LC Employees enjoy this perk 

Free Parking

400

Before making a decision, LC tradition requires someone to say “check the ____”

Regulations

400

LC's fine-dining restaurant of choice

Swiss Chalet

400

This 5-letter term had completely taken over the LC office last summer, used to describe virtually any person, regardless of who they actually are

Fella

400

D'arcy was fired over watching this movie at his desk

Ghostbusters
400

Free parking is guaranteed. Water, however, occasionally operates under this policy

Bring Your Own

500

"We’re really going to miss you guys"

Everyone 

500

Lacrosse Canada has had not one, but two people with this exact name

Shawn Williams

500

This corporate expression could also serve as Lacrosse Canada's unofficial operating model

Build The Plane While Flying It

500

This individual is responsible for Rachael never returning to the office 

Giant Dead Rat

500

“Other duties as assigned” really peaked when it included planning this international championship.

PALA

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