Greeks
Need to pick me up some ingredients for baklava
Agora
I could barely pass History in class, how the heck and I going to pass it here
United States
I didn't think I would get slapped when I told Janie her shoes were ugly
First Amendment- Freedom of speech
It is illegal to push a moose out of an airplane. Beavers are fine though
Alaska
I don't care how much they try to promote that. I am definitely not going to that party.
Dobry den
Jak se mas?
Dobre
Ano
Dekuju
That's all i got
Czech Republic
I believe essays fall under cruel and unusual punishment
Eighth Amendment- Cruel and unusual punishment
After a severe flood was caused by a donkey in the bathtub...you can no longer have a donkey in the bathtub
Arizona
Overheard this guy at the restuarant. Absolutely crazy story. Story ended with him killing half a cow. Kind of jerk to his lady though
Theseus and the Minotaur
You're going to need to know about Legos, donuts without holes, and Hans Christian Andersen
Denmark
Women have won the right to vote and the first thing my mother does is vote to banish me for 10 years
19th Amendment- Women's right to vote.
Penny candy stores saw a slight decrease after the state made it illegal to have more than 1% of alcohol in their candies
Massachusetts
My first day of Kindergarten went a little different than most. Forget math, I'll be lucky if I make it to first grade.
Agoge
Do I get a free kangaroo on acceptance?
Australia
I feel much safer drinking my root beer in public once this amendment was passed
If the pickle doth not bounce, the pickle may not be considereth a pickle
Connecticut
Man that dude is annoying! Good thing seven graders two thousand years from now won't have to deal with his ideas and lectures
Socrates/Socratic Seminar
If you do not understand our traffic lights, then there is nein entry for you in our country
Germany
A THOUSAND YEARS OF BRENO'S REIGN!
Wait, what?!?!?!? He only gets eight years!!
22nd Amendment- Two Term Limits for Presidency
"What are you in for?"
"Classic case. Left my Elephant tied up to a parking meter and forgot to pay the meter"
Florida