Tomorrow is not the weekend. Yesterday was not Friday or Wednesday. Today is not Tuesday or Sunday. Tomorrow is not Monday, or Friday, or Thursday. What day is today?
Monday
Solve: 8 ÷ 2(2 + 2)
16
Which two meals can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What 2 questions can you never answer "yes" to honestly?
Are you dead?
Are you asleep?
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
A truck driver went down a one-way street the wrong way! A police officer saw this but didn't stop him. Why?
He was walking, not driving.
A shirt costs $97. You borrow $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad giving you $100. You buy the shirt and get $3 change. You give $1 back to your mom and $1 back to your dad and keep $1. You give $1 back to your mom and $1 back to your dad and keep $1. You now owe $49 to mom and $49 to dad. 49 + 49 = 98 + $1 you kept = 99. Where is the missing dollar?
There is no missing dollar.
The mistake is in the math: you shouldn't add the $1 you kept to the $98 you owe.
The $98 already includes:
"$97 for the shirt"
"$1 that you kept"
So everything is already accounted for.
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backward.
What is something that's so fragile and delicate that even saying it's name breaks it?
Silence
If there are 56 apples and you take away 19 how many apples do you have?
19 Apples. YOU took them!
Five people were eating apples. A finished before B but behind C. D finished before E but behind B. What was the finishing order?
C, A, B, D, E
C finished before A
A finished before B
B finished before D
D finished before E
How many squares are in a 4x4 grid?
30
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
What four days of the week start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow
You pick 1 of 3 doors.
-One has a prize, two don't
-Host (who knows) opens a losing door
-You can switch or stay
Should you switch or stay?
Yes. Switching gives you a 2/3 chance of winning
How many times does the digit 9 appears between 1 and 100?
20 times.
9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 99
90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas
A man is walking down a flight of stairs. He is on the 5th step from the top and the 5th step from the bottom. How many steps are there in total?
9 steps
Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They spend exactly $10 each. The total spent is $30. How?
There are only 3 people total - grandmother, mother and daughter. The mother is both a mother AND daughter.
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 letter to it?
Short
How many sides does a circle have?
2. The inside and outside
Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Louisville, Loo-eee-ville or Loo-uh-ville?
None. The capital of Kentucky is Frankfurt
What has no hands but may knock on your door and if it does you better open up?
Opportunity
Two days ago, Suzy was 8. Next year, she'll be 11. How is this possible?
Today is January 1st. Two days ago was December 30th and she was 8. Her birthday is on December 31st. Suzy turned 9. Later this year, she will turn 10. Next year, she will turn 11.