Disney!
A teenager ignores every adult’s advice, steals a boat, argues with a giant tattoo, and somehow gets credit for saving an island.
Moana!
A rich guy solves most of his problems by buying more expensive gadgets.
Batman!
An ogre ruins everyone’s vacation because he wanted to be left alone.
Shrek!
A kid discovers that his board game has terrible customer service.
Jumanji!
Two plumbers destroy an entire kingdom’s plumbing just to rescue someone they met for about five minutes.
The Super Mario Bros!
A family spends years hiding the fact that one relative can literally talk to rats… which somehow isn’t even the weirdest family secret.
Encanto!
A teenager gets bitten by something that should’ve sent him to the hospital, but instead he starts swinging through traffic.
Spider-Man!
Four animals commit grand theft auto because they miss the outdoors.
Madagascar!
A family spends an entire vacation trying not to get eaten by dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park!
A blue guy who refuses to wear shoes spends most of the movie arguing with a police officer while trying not to get dissected
Sonic The Hedgehog!
A guy kidnaps an old man by accident, then spends several days trying to return him while avoiding an angry bird and a talking dog.
Up!
A purple guy spends an entire movie collecting shiny rocks because apparently one wasn’t enough.
Avengers: Infinity War!
A fish ignores literally every warning sign ever given by a parent.
Finding Nemo!
A cat convinces an entire town that stealing lasagna isn’t actually a crime.
Garfield!
A group of people punches trees for a living and somehow that’s the key to saving the world.
The Minecraft Movie!
A young woman falls in love with someone she met during what was basically a robbery.
Tangled!
An alien baby lands on Earth, grows up, and spends the rest of his life pretending glasses are a perfect disguise.
Superman!
A cave family spends an entire movie arguing with a guy who invented common sense.
The Croods!
Emotions spend an entire movie arguing inside one kid’s head while she just wants to eat pizza.
Inside Out!
An electric mouse helps solve crimes even though it mostly just says its own name.
Pokémon: Pikachu Detective
A girl breaks into someone else’s house, cleans it without being asked, eats their food, and somehow they’re the ones who let her stay.
Snow White!
A talking raccoon and a tree somehow become the most responsible people on their team.
Guardians of the Galaxy!
A villain accidentally becomes a good guy because a little girl gives him a cookie.
Wreck- It- Ralph!
A teenage boy has to go to some camp in the middle of the woods because his dad is an important part of history
Percy Jackson!
A security guard realizes way too late that the robots have better social lives than he does.
Five Nights At Freddy’s!