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What is Backrooms?
Cancer boy and Cancer girl fall in love.
What is Fault in our Stars?
inspired by 9/11 ended with the cancellation of ellen degenerous.
What is Twilight?
evil guy with earring. pretty popular rich girl. rich homophobic athlete. stereotypical nerdy white boy. weird goth chic with dandruff. all stuck in saturday detention where new friendships and wild shenanigans ensue.
What is the Breakfast Club?
a doll from a perfect feminine utopia world comes to life and travels to the real world only to find out not everything is as great out there.
a rich girl gains morals but still ends up dating her step brother…
What is Clueless?
white dude with an afro living in a small town with his pet llama his brother and his grandma. his uncle comes to stay with them and aforementioned white boy with afro hates this. but he perseveres makes new friends helps a student council president get elected and develops feelings for a side ponytail wearing, 2% milk drinking, bangle keychain making girl after his heart is broken by a girl after he draws her a beautiful portrait.
What is Napoleon Dynamite?
What is St. Elmo’s fire?
sexy book adaptation (if you can call it that because of all the cultural erasure and plot inconsistencies) while still being really really good.
What is Wuthering Heights?
A girls life is turned upside down when love letters to the five early “loves” are anonymously sent out. to avoid repercussions and help a friend she starts fake dating one of them to make his ex jealous. they obvs fall in love along the way but not without trouble.
What is To All The Boys I’ve loved Before?
a homeschooled girl goes to a regular public high school. all the cliques you can imagine are showcased. the girl gets into a nasty scheme to break up the popular girls relationship while simultaneously climbing in popularity and losing herself. she finds her way back to herself and learns what it means to be true to yourself and a true friend at the same time.
What is Mean Girls?
a girls sweet sixteen gets ruined because her sister is getting married the day after and her whole family forgets. her underpants get stolen by a geek, a crazy party unfolds, farmer ted, bus geeks, random racistly portrayed asian man, grandparents feeling her up and so much more. but in the end she lands her dream guy and he makes it up to her.
What is Sixteen Candles?
Manly planes and guns and stuff sequel to 80’s movie with everybody’s favorite scientologist.
A nerdy boy closing out his senior year in high school realizes he hasn’t lived at all other than through his “love” for his popular next door neighbor. she ends up going missing and he gathers his friends to go on a life changing road trip to find her. they learn a lot along the way about true friendship,life and what real love means.
What is Paper Towns?
collegiate all female a cappella group battles their way through competitions and drama to finally make it to nationals, a dream crushed the year before due to puke-gate. an alternative aspiring music producer joins the group and transforms the groups sound and through all the tiffs, drama, losing, beef with all male groups and getting shot by flying mexican food they become the first all female group to win nationals.
What is Pitch Perfect?
a poor girl starts dating a rich boy to the shrigrin of her other side of the tracks best friend ducky. they break up dhe to social pressures she makes up with her best friend there is the worst diy dress reveal of all time they get back together at prom and live happily ever after.
What is Pretty in Pink?
During a midlife crisis and potential divorce a man turns to stand up comedy to piece his life back together again.
What is Is This Thing On?
After her ex lover and boss who she still loves gets engaged a british woman decides she needs to get away. she finds a woman in california who is going through her own romantic struggles who is up to house swap. they travel across the world and end up finding love with british lady’s sexy brother and sexy jack black.
What is The Holiday?
a freshman boy is starting high school as an outsider after his only friend dies by suicide. he eventually finds his place with a group of socially outcasted seniors who take him under their wings. it dives into mental health struggles, jealousy, queerness, assault, drama, friendship, love and finding yourself. truly the best coming of age movie that you can find a way to relate to in any stage of life.
What is Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Acid trip of a movie with hallucinations of dancing hamburgers, drawings coming to life and multiple suicide attempts that are all abandoned but then almost always accidentally come to fruition. after losing the douchey “love of his life” he learns to want to live again through a baddie skier, baseball enthusiast, lowkey mechanic french exchange student.
What is Better Off Dead?
Fever dream of a movie that entangles reality with the stories written by a homeschooled nerd at cletus fest. It has everything! goblins, cyclops, friendship stone, bald divas with fleshy pockets, plagiarism, horse girls, surveillance does, stolen gonads. a sci-fi meme movie must watch.
What is Gentleman Broncos?