Zoeisms
Zackilosophy
Life of Ocho
Don't touch Sarah
Mommy & Daddy
100
It's only on her right side and you can park a bus in it.
What is Zoe's dimple?
100
This word, stemming from child and son, is the bane of this family's existence due to its overuse.
What is CHUN?
100
These are drawn from his and his brothers' imaginations, put to paper
What are creatures?
100
This item was thrown across the living room in a fit which was quickly followed by an apology, all caught on camera.
What is an alien?
100
This letter of the alphabet is a homonym for an exlaimation used by Mommy when something goes terribly wrong.
What is "I"?
200
By rubbing this body part of Zoe, it causes her to be able to fall asleep quickly.
What is Zoe's back?
200
This commonly used phrase, made popular in the family by Zack, is also the last line in the opening to every Malcom in the Middle episode.
What is "Life is unfair"?
200
These two letters, short for a device, have been uttered many times by him, usually with a plea to use it.
What are DS?
200
This letter was mentioned several times after she pointed and saw one of these winged creatures.
What is D? (bird D D D D D)
200
It's the sugar substitute in Daddy's favorite drink.
What is aspartame?
300
This city down under, named after her BFF is full of Kiwis.
Who is Syndey?
300
His early grade school crush plays flute and marches for that other school across the pond.
Who is Whitney?
300
She is the reason he is called Ocho
Who is Nana Nita?
300
It served as secret code for menses for years, but not many were fooled.
What is soccer?
300
This city, far away in the south Pacific, is the birthplace of the one and only Mommy
What is Tamuning?
400
The planning that went into this theme for her 4th birthday party was all in her Mommy's creative mind
What is a (Princess) tea party (or hot chocolate)
400
It's a different world where friends gather to trade potions, weapons and powers.
What is Realm of the Mad God?
400
He'll take the #2 with cheese and even fries, but please don't give him these.
What are potatoes?
400
A biblical river, a candied almond and an early crush for her.
Who is Jordan?
400
Without it, we would die. Babies are comforted by it. But don't let Mommy catch you doing it.
What is burping?
500
A WHAT??
What is a BUH-IN (button)?
500
It is the only appropriate response for any of his victories which he shares at maximum volume.
What is "OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"?
500
This word created by him served as security for the wifi for years.
What is akabachiwa?
500
It is the one thing that she consistently does in open disobedience from the beginning of time even to this day. Her father believes that one day she will learn her lesson.
What is going barefoot?
500
It is the name of the valley where Mommy met Daddy
What is Manoa?
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