🍕 JONATHAN EATS
Forget fine dining. If Jonathan needs emotional support in edible form, he's ordering this NYC classic food.
What is NYC pizza?
Jonathan would happily relocate to basically anywhere that provides these two things: noticeable seasons and this type of healthcare system.
What is socialized healthcare?
Jonathan shares his zodiac sign with people who supposedly enjoy attention, drama and being treated like royalty.
What is Leo?
Jonathan's favorite animals include dogs and these slippery ocean sausages.
What are seals?
This tart, citrusy, green dessert pie has apparently defeated chocolate, cheesecake, and every birthday cake trying to compete for Jonathan's heart.
What is key lime pie?
Jonathan's favorite place he's visited sounds magical, but is actually located on Mount Washington in this New England state.
What is New Hampshire?
Jonathan claims he doesn't believe in astrology, but admits astrology and tarot can be useful for this suspiciously astrology-friendly purpose.
What is self-reflection and life perspective?
Jonathan doesn't currently have a most-used phrase, but would like to increase his usage of a GIF featuring this enthusiastic animal. It may be a dog that pumps his head....
What is a head-pumping dog?
If you wanted to lure Jonathan into a birthday party using only food, your safest bait would be a triangular slice containing these three essential ingredients: dough, sauce and cheese.
What is pizza?
Boston sports, performing arts and this activity involving voluntarily launching yourself down a frozen mountain make Jonathan's hobby list. It may include going downhill on very fast sticks...
What is skiing?
In one American city, August 17th is not simply August 17th. It is officially this sacred civic holiday.
What is Jonathan Ritzman Day?
Pixar asked, "What if humanity ruined Earth?" Jonathan responded by choosing this adorable robot movie as his favorite Disney film.
What is WALL-E?
Jonathan's favorite dessert sounds more appropriate for a Florida retirement community than a man who skis and loves Boston sports. It is green and pie...
What is key lime pie?
Jonathan's dream-country requirements can essentially be summarized as: "Give me autumn leaves, snow, and please don't bankrupt me if I break my leg doing this." It may be the same answer as last time
What is skiing?
The politician who apparently decided Jonathan deserved his own day while serving as mayor of Denver.
Who is John Hickenlooper? DUH
Before respectable email addresses existed, Jonathan could apparently be reached online under this absolute masterpiece AOL screen name.
What is RitzCracker_420?