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What does a dad say when you leave a room with the lights on

Do you think I'm made of money/ Were you raised in a barn

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything 

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James Evans was the hardworking dad on this classic 70s show set in Chicago

Good Times

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the most popular gift given to dads on Father's Day

Tie (necktie)

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This U.S. President is credited with helping make Father's Day a national holiday.

Richard Nixon (signed it into law in 1972)

200

When you ask "Are we there yet?" 

We'll get there when we get there

200

What do you call a fish without eyes 

a fsh! ( no eyes = no "i"s )

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This show featured Fred Sanford, a junkyard owner and dad in Los Angeles.

 Sanford and Son

200

Father's Day is celebrated on this day of the week in June

 Sunday (Third Sunday of June)

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 Father's Day was first celebrated in this year.

1910

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What dad says when you ask to borrow money

What do I look like, a bank

300

Why did the scarecrow win an award

Because he was outstanding in his field
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  This beloved dad was a doctor married to a lawyer on a hugely popular 80s sitcom.

 Cliff Huxtable / The Cosby Show

300

This outdoor activity is a top favorite for dads on Father's Day.

 Grilling/BBQ

300

 In the animal kingdom, this fish species has the FATHER carry the babies.

 Seahorse

400

Dad's go to phase before telling a bad joke

Pull my finger or Hey, wanna hear a joke

400

What do you call cheese that isn't yours

Nacho Cheese
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This singer and entertainer was known as the "Godfather of Soul" AND a father.

James Brown

400

The month Father's Day is celebrated in the United States.

June

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This is the average number of children a dad in the U.S. has.

2 children

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What does dad say when you can't find something right in front of you

If it was any closer, it would've bitten you !

500

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon

Because she'll let it go

500

This show featured a Black family living in a luxury apartment in New York after striking it rich.

The Jeffersons

500

This tool-related gift is a classic present for handy dads.

A toolbox/tools

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This country celebrates Father's Day on the same day as the U.S. — the third Sunday of June.

 Canada (also UK, India, and others)

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