The Yeast of My Concerns
Critters and Conifers
That’s A Wrap-around Porch
Pitch, Please!
Parks & Recreation (Ontario Edition)
100

Hamilton-based craft brewery, located in a beautiful historic church known for its sour and artistic collaborations

What is Collective Arts Brewing?

100

Possessing distinctive peeling bark, the Betula papyrifera was historically utilized by Indigenous peoples to construct lightweight watercraft

What is a Birch Tree?

100

1981 cult classic where five college students find a book in a remote Tennessee cabin

What is Evil Dead?

100

This 8-letter term describes the brutal, muscle-burning act of carrying both your heavy canoe and your gear packs over a land trail between two lakes

What is Portage?

100

This provincial park, established in 1893 and is Ontario's oldest

What is Algonquin Park?

200

Situated in the historic Distillery District, this European-inspired craft brand is synonymous with traditional Belgian-style wheat beers

What is Mill Street?

200

Easily identified by its three leaf clusters and white berries, contact with this plant's oil triggers a blistering rash

What is Poison Ivy?

200

this animated masterpiece features a sprawling, multi-legged structure that functions as a moving home

What is Howls Moving Castle?
200

this natural, ultra-premium filling material completely loses its loft and insulating value if it gets damp inside your pack or tent

What is Down?

200

This Great Lake is the shallowest and warmest, making it a favorite for beachgoers but notorious for sudden storms

What is Lake Erie?

300

This dark, roasted style of top-fermented ale originated in London, England, and is heavily favored by Ontario cottagers for late-fall campfires due to its chocolate and coffee notes.

What is a Porter?

300

Easily recognized by a distinct trio of aligned stars

What is a Orion?

300

seven jewel-mining siblings return from their subterranean shifts to find an exiled royal hiding inside their woodland cottage

What is Snow White?

300

This natural phenomenon—caused by the decomposition of underwater plant matter—creates flammable gas bubbles trapped under frozen lake ice that winter campers love to pop and ignite

What is Methane Gas?

300

this is the largest freshwater island in the world

What is Manitoulin Island?

400

his acronym is the universal scientific scale used by brewers to measure the chemical bitterness of a beer, derived from alpha acids during the boiling process

What is IBU?

400

This striking purple gemstone is Ontario's official provincial mineral and is frequently mined in the rocky regions north of Lake Superior

What is Amethyst?

400

**YOU CAN TURN YOUR 60 MINUTE MASSAGE INTO TWO 30 MINUTE MASSAGES FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER (SPENCER GOES TO 75 MINUTES) ON ONE CONDITION... YOUR NEMISIS' POINTS MATCH YOURS.**

Filmed extensively around Ontario's lakes, this smash-hit musical sequel features a high-stakes "Battle of the Bands" between Camp Rock and the rival Camp Star across the water.

What is Camp Rock?

400

This specific 6-letter term describes the thick substance that you must never burn in a campfire because the smell attracts bears for days

What is grease?

400

This historic 202-kilometre waterway connects Ottawa to Lake Ontario and is a popular route for summer boaters

What is Rideau Canal?

500

This traditional, refreshing German style of sour wheat beer is brewed with coriander and sea salt, making it a highly popular cottage summer refresher

What is Gose?

500

This elusive giant of the Esox genus is the ultimate prize in Ontario freshwater fishing, often called the "fish of ten thousand casts."

What is Muskie?

500

The Hoyt family's isolated vacation home becomes a nightmarish trap for a young couple targeted by masked, nihilistic transients

What is Strangers?

500

This specific type of lightweight cord, originally used in military parachutes, is the universal choice for tying down camp tarps or hanging bear bags

What is a paracord?

500

This massive geological formation of ancient rock covers more than half of Ontario, creating the iconic rugged landscape of cottage country.

What is the Canadian Sheild?

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