Who's that Pokémon?
A small, yellow Pokémon that discharges electricity from the red sacs on its cheeks.
Who is Pikachu?
White rhinoceros and I share this height.
What is 6' 0"?
The High School cumulative GPA of both Barack Obama and I.
What is a 3.4?
The largest animal to currently exist is named by this color.
What is Blue?
A very strange actor who is most known for starring in the 2022 film Morbius. He also is in a band with his brother, with a fanbase that is almost cult-like.
Who is Jared Leto?
A four-armed fighter, that uses its muscular limbs to pin and defeat its foes.
Who is Machamp?
The shoe size of my feet, as well as Michael Jordan's left foot.
What is Shoe Size 13?
The total number of academic letters I have.
What is 7?
What is Jazz?
A genre diverging from Metal, this sonically calamitous category of music could be seen as not being musical at all.
What is Noisecore/Grindcore/Hardcore?
A massive turtle that crushes it's foe under its heavy artillery-armed body. In a pinch, it will tuck into it's shell.
Who is Blastoise?
The name of an Ivy League school, and the color of my eyes.
What is Brown?
The total number of vinyl records I own.
What is 29?
A video game monster introduced in the 5th game in it's series (not including spin-offs), it dons a pair of makeshift pants made of loose skin.
What is Scraggy?
Although I am not always spooked easily, this video game scared me so bad as a kid, I never want to try playing again (even though it's not really that bad)
What is Five Nights at Freddy's?
A Pokémon with an unstable genetic makeup, allowing it to evolve multiple different, unexpected ways.
Who is Eevee?
The distinct hue of a subsect of the Appalachian mountains, and the color of hair I once had.
What is Blue?
The amount of time (in days) I've listened to music.
What is 282 days?
This self-named boyband became a "sleeper" group among hip-hop and RnB fans during their tenure for their intense instrumentation and diverse lyrics that was incredibly uncommon for the time.
Who are BROCKHAMPTON?
Although his current run is incredibly popular, the J. Michael Straczynski rendition of the Red-and-Blue kid from Queens was incredibly awful.
What is Spider-Man/Spider-Man One More Day?
A Pokémon with a perfect transformation ability, aside from the eyes and mouth, which it can never seem to get right.
Who is Ditto?
This number of Bones I've broken, as well as the number of "Wonders of the World" before it was changed in 2007.
What is 5?
The number of hours I have spent playing Valorant, Minecraft, and Balatro combined
What is 15,000 Hours?
Set in Clarksdale Mississippi, this Ryan Coogler film was an immediate box office hit, likely due to its well-executed but odd mashup of 2 very different genres.
What is Sinners?
This incredibly popular snack-food became highly associated with gamers and anime nerds, donning a triangle motif and either red or blue (depending on your favorite color.
What are Doritos?