The Lore
Had my mom won the naming debate, this is what everyone would be calling me today.
What is Hunter?
When I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm most likely drinking this.
What is Diet Coke?
This place is forever associated with two of my most infamous stories: peeing in a dear friend's car and falling off a bus.
What is Annie's?
This sport was my second-longest athletic career besides hockey.
What is swimming / synchronized swimming?
My athletic résumé at St. Thomas consisted of these three sports.
What are flag football, basketball, and hockey?
This elementary school had the pleasure of putting up with me for several years.
What is St-Charles?
Before I can get a good night's sleep, these three items need to be with me.
What are earplugs, Santa sock, and memory foam pillow?
My Galentine's dinner was a success, but I proved I wasn't built to host when I did this later that night.
What is go to bed?
Of all the jobs I've had, this is the one I worked at for the shortest amount of time.
What is Chapters?
This repeat offender first victimized me in Sec 5 and later struck again while I was just trying to get home from CEGEP.
Who is Marco Geller?
This fictional character inspired me to start knife throwing.
Who is Clove from the Hunger Games?
This is the policy issue I could discuss for hours.
What is U.S. gun legislation?
My attempt to impress this person led me to make a very questionable decision involving my own urine.
Who is Thomas Dodd?
Let's try this again: this is the name of my master's program.
What is Public Policy and Public Administration?
Every morning, my signature cafeteria breakfast consisted of this item — and I bought exactly this many of them.
What are five chocolate muffins?
This is the age at which I stopped sucking my thumb.
What is 12?
While I have many favorite films, this one means the most to me.
What is Hidden Figures?
In Sec 1, I wore a shirt with this phrase on it, unaware of why it was getting so much attention.
What is "That's Tight"?
The government decided I should spend 12 weeks at this outpatient psychiatric institute.
What is the Allan Memorial Institute?
Most people use flowers or a sign. I asked Jessie to the Principal's Ball using this instead.
What is coleslaw?
Once upon a time, I ran a Twitter fan account dedicated to this fandom that grew to over 5,000 followers.
What is Dance Moms?
Deep down, this is the career I'd most love to have.
What is a fitness group instructor?
This is the person I'd call my most memorable romantic interest.
Who is Sienna?
This was my iSaute lover until our relationship ended around the start of COVID-19.
Who is Gerry?
This clothing item got me dress coded during our Europe trip, and this teacher had the honor of escorting me back to my room.
What is a red tube top, and who is Mr. Neiberg?