Austin 101
This is Austin's first name
What is Caroline?
This Secretary of State that Austin hates
Who is Hillary Clinton?
This species of animal actually runs the world
What are reptiles?
Austin lost her virginity to this high school boyfriend
Who is Reed Wilson?
How did Austin and Dalon meet?
What is drunk at Northside Tavern?
This is Austin's favorite musical
What is Hairspray?
Austin's most beloved and first vehicle was named this
What is the egg?
This family was behind the Oklahoma City bombing
Who are the Clintons?
Too many _____ at Johnny's one night led to broken glass and a few yacks
What is White Russians?
Where did Dalon propose to Austin?
What is Highlands, NC
Austin's favorite darty location at Ole Miss
What is Pike?
Austin cannot stand this female TV personality/influencer/cook
Who is Chrissy Teigen
This pop-punk singer rose to fame in the early 2000s, though Austin believes she is actually dead
Who is Avril Lavigne?
Austin overindulged in this paraphernalia at Music Midtown that landed her in an ER Tent
What are shrooms?
What item did Dalon hold on to that Austin dropped the first time they met
What is Lip Gloss
A favorite youthful late night place Austin is never to old to find herself at
What is a playground?
This Jewish deli is always able to cure Austin's hangover
What is Goldberg's?
This Conspiracy came true a few years ago that Austin was actually right about
What is Free Brittney?
Austin sung this karaoke song on a cruise in front of a bible study group of senior citizens.
What is Colt 45?
Where did Dalon go to college?
Abilene Christain University
Austin's childhood dog had these color eyes
What is blue AND brown?
This is Austin's go-to Taco Bell order
What is a grilled cheese burrito? (Half credit for crunch wrap supreme)
These animals are really just humans dressed in costume
What are pandas?
Austin and Rachel had a few too many four lokos at Chastain Park, which led to what destruction neither of their parents still know about?
What is two shredded tires?
The restaurant that Dalon, his mom, and Austin got kicked out of
What is Longhorn Steakhouse?