That's Nuts!
Dylan was minding his own business, just watching some anime for the podcast, when this 50+ lb creature jumped over the couch and landed square on his junk.
Who is Artemis?
Bloodbath, it's gonna be a bloodbath!
Dylan has this gore-drenched musical to thank for his first shadowcast role.
What is Repo! the Genetic Opera?
Dylan's favorite haunt role involved wearing a straightjacket and thrashing about, smashing into the walls as the Jackal from Thirteen Ghosts; his second favorite utilized slow and intentional movements as this Doug Jones monster.
What is the Pale Man?
In 2016, Dylan burned his hand while making the gloves for this character as part of a group cosplay.
Who is Roadhog?
Excluding narrating smut, Dylan's first voice acting gig was for a radio commercial for this local company.
What is Blue Boutique?
Dylan was working on the set of this musical when someone stepped on the head of a golf club, causing the handle to fling upwards and strike his bells.
What is Seussical?
Sharing a name with the 1997 Guillermo del Toro horror film, Dylan has been planning for years on getting a tattoo of this creature that emblemizes "false face must hide what false heart doth know"
What is a mimic?
During the years he worked at local haunts, Dylan was only seriously injured once, and it was when he misused this prop and smashed open the top of his foot.
What is a shovel?
In 2017, Dylan made a fully articulated prop of Hellboy's Right Hand of Doom, which resulted in him being groped by this video game character who asked to take a photo with him.
Who is Mad Moxxi?
Dylan is known for being able to hold a grudge, which has resulted in him regularly getting in shouting matches with volunteers for this charitable organization.
What is the Salvation Army?
Occasionally referred to by a terrible nickname, Dylan's childhood sugar glider used to receive these tree seeds as an occasional treat.
What are Brazil nuts?
Known for its rockin' soundtrack and unique fashion, this early 2000's vampire thriller is probably to blame for a lot of what makes Dylan well... Dylan.
What is Queen of the Damned?
Dylan definitely has a type, which is highlighted by the fact that 3 of his ex partners have worked for this local haunt.
What is Castle of Chaos?
Dylan has been building computers for a decade at this point, all thanks to wanting to build a computer that could handle this 2015 release.
What is Fallout 4?
It should have been a surprise to no one that Dylan was going to be a promiscuous young adult after he dressed as this historical figure in 3rd grade.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
In 2007, Dylan was reading a copy of City Weekly when this phenomena occurred to the magazine, damaging the crotch of his pants in the process.
What is spontaneous combustion?
AIAIAIAI!
Married to Xena herself, Dylan has been a long-time fan of the films from this horror-focused producer, with a notable exception featuring a turkey baster.
Who is Robert Tapert?
Careful, that door has some bite!
Dylan was dressed in this heavy costume when he sent an elderly man to the hospital after having him touch an electrified door handle.
What is Peter Rottentail?
Dylan has been repairing cell phones since he was 13, and this phone is the model he has repaired more than any other.
What is the iPhone 5s?
Best known for their song "I Was Drunk"; In 2014, Dylan snuck into a bar and had his first beer with this local band.
Who are Royal Bliss?
Oh brother!
Dylan was moving this awkwardly shaped prop for "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown", when it caught an edge and smashed into his peanuts.
What is a dog house?
In 2008, Dylan purchased a bootleg DVD that contained a triple feature of Wrong Turn, Toxic Avenger, and this film featuring the song "Beast Loose in Paradise" that has left him a fan of Eurovision-winning, monster-rockers Lordi to this day.
What is Dark Floors?
"Come dance with me" is what Dylan said while acting in this Tim Curry role, which resulted in him getting flashed on at least one occasion.
Who is Darkness from Legend?
In early 2024, Dylan designed a 3d printed ratcheting capo that was later used by the guitarist for this local band when performing at the Utah Arts Festival.
Who are Kate Fitz and the Romantics?
It's well known that Dylan was originally going to be named Sebastian, which would have been an interesting pairing when combined with his brother who was almost named after this Alexandre Dumas character.