A green guy just wants everyone to stay off his property, but nobody will leave him alone.
Shrek
I am a yellow cartoon character who lives in a pineapple under the sea and works as a fry cook.
Sponge Bob Square Pants
How many months have 28 days?
All 12
🐌📦
Slow delivery
What does PTO stand for?
Paid Time OFF
A man spends years looking for his son because the kid couldn't follow ONE simple instruction.
Finding Nemo
I started my career in country music, became one of the biggest pop stars in the world, and recently married an NFL player?
Taylor Swift
A farmer has 17 sheep. All 9 run away. How many are left?
9
🐢💨
Slow and steady
What animal cannot jump?
Elephant
A rich girl falls in love with a broke guy on a boat. The boat has a very bad night
Titanic
I never speak, constantly chase a mouse, and somehow destroy an entire house in the process.
Tom from Tom and Jerry
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
A Stamp
🌧️☔️🚶
Walking in the rain
Which planet has the shortest day?
Jupiter
A kid runs away after a family tragedy, hangs out with two random guys for years, then comes back to take over the family business.
The Lion King
I am a rapper, I have been friends with Martha Stewart for years, and somehow seem to show up everywhere
Snoop Dogg
What has many keys but cant open a single lock?
A piano
🕰️➡️🏆
Good things take time
What is the only continent located in all four hemispheres?
Africa
A girl gets knocked unconscious, wakes up in a strange place, kills someone with a house, and steals her shoes.
The Wizard of Oz
I was born in Hawaii, worked as an Elvis impersonator when I was young, and evenetually became one of the best selling music artists of all time?
Bruno Mars
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
🍰➗🎉
Dividing cake at a party
What is the only food that never expires?
Honey