Coach Jokes
Fill the following Scott joke: If you spent half the time you did prepping as you did looking at ______, you would have won the TOC
What is Tabroom?
Where did Kaison get his first ever bid? (Kaison cannot answer)
What is TOC Digital Three? (Also tournament champion)
What was Daniel's favorite word? (It meant rizz)
Owen's most popular nickname is?
What is hawk fua?
Name one undergraduate college Scott, Khamani, and Ari attended
What are Emory, Southwestern/USC, Wake Forest?
What did Scott say at Berkeley after we laughed because he incorrectly thought he had seen Grace's sister?
What is the first varsity LD tournament Michael ever broke at? (Michael cannot answer)
What is the JW Patterson Invitational?
When William was excited/happy, which leader's name would he say?
What is "Zedong!"?
Michael is a prodigy in what instrument? And what specifically can he do? (Michael cannot answer)
What is piano?
What is perfect pitch, can play any song just by hearing the notes?
Name 2 movies that child actor Khamani was in.
What is:
Daddy Day Care
All of Us
Norbit
Ni Hao, Kai-Lan
etc
Why is the analogy Scott used to explain why our light pollution aff was topical?
What is when the wolves are jumping in the air, are they on earth?
Name a soul owned by a current Harvard-Westlake debater, and an owner of that same current Harvard-Westlake debater's soul. (cannot do this for yourself)
Many answers
What was the position Asher would sit in when stressed? (Answer must imitate it!)
What song does August listen to in the car on repeat? (August cannot answer)
What is Dark Thoughts by Lil Tecca?
What school read a tribute aff at the NDT for Scotty when he couldn't attend?
Who are West Georgia?
Fill in the following Ari joke to Eli and Jacob: Are you guys going to the real _____ _____ or the one in ______? (Eli cannot answer)
What is round robin, LA?
Name a debater Sage outspoke at the 2026 TDI Camp Tournament
What is?
I can't even think of one I have to check
Which impact defense did Max always struggle to find?
What is pandemics?
What are some of the brands that Eli buys his clothes from? (Eli cannot answer)
What are Ktwo, Acne Studios, Yuremane, etc?
When competitive long-distance shooter J.P. shoots, the distance he snipes from is so far he must do math in a little book to hit the target. What type of math does he do?
What is trigonemetry?
What does Scott say about the relationship between August's hair and his competitive success? (August cannot answer)
What is the longer/more wild it is, the better?
Who did Jacob debate in the last round of his junior year?
What store did Lilly get caught shoplifting from?
Sephora
Kaison's looksmaxer brother exclusively eats which food to ascend? (kaison cannot answer)
Which rapper lives in/lived in the same college residence building that Scott used to?