"Music for Free-Floating Misery"
Murder
Infinite Lefties!
100

Geoffrey Day was frequently beaten up on the way home from school carrying this instrument. 

What is a violin? 

100

Right hand in his Dunlop sweats pocket, left hand holding the blunt. 

Who is Hal Incandenza? 

200

Hal listens to this opera while balancing on his bad ankle in the mornings; "music for free-floating misery". 

What is Tosca? 

200
Right hand in a cowboy boot, left hand in the Hot Topic. 

Who is Ortho Stice? 

300

Bruce Green has repressed trauma associated with this musical tradition 

What is Hawaiian? 

300

Right hand in Rodney Tine's, left hand in the late Guillaume DuPlessis's. 

Who is Luria Perec? 

400

James accuses Avril of a dalliance with a bisexual player of this instrument. 

What is the bassoon? 

400

Right hand on the soup aux pois, left hand holding his dying wife's. 

Who is Remy Marathe? 

500

Gately and Facklemann are subjected to an edited tape of only Linda McCartney's vocals and this instrument. 

What is the tambourine? 

500

This US President was assassinated when his house was blown up by the AFR. 

Who is Brian Kemp? 

500
Right hand eating honeyed toast, left hand doesn't get used before noon. 

Who is Orin Incandenza? 

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