Nicknames
Her nickname is Mamacita
Who is Cristina
These giant fixtures took up as much space as a Pac Man arcade game in the classroom and were terrible at best.
What are SMART Tables
"Sit around and eat all the chips, ________" (fill in the blank)
Who is Kip
This guy was a SMART board expert for another company and still drinks 19 cups of coffee a day.
Who is Brando
Microsoft's biggest fail
What is Vista
His nickname is Jandro
Who is Alex R.
These bluetooth-connected accessories required AAAA batteries and were hard to collect at the end of the year.
What is a Surface Pro 3 stylus
This 1984 film starring Axel Foley is Creep's favorite movie
What is Beverly Hills Cop
This guy managed to come out and play soccer once and has been on the injured list since.
Who is Alex T.
Most people were rocking this OS in the AOL days
What is Windows 95
His nickname is Creep
Who is Bryan
Even updates slowed these bad boys down, and let's not forget about no memory.
What is an Intel stick.
What is Short Circuit
This dude just came back from a vacay in Mazatlan and brought everyone seashells from the seashore.
Who is David.
Microsoft's most popular and long-running OS.
What is Windows XP
Captain America
Who is Phil
Gone are the days of touching every surface in the District to prepare for this event.... 3 times a year.
What is MAP Testing
"Your dad, a loony up in the nuthouse in Tokus, he took your _________," put it to a stove and almost burned it off."
What is ear
A typical lunch order for this person would read:
OK, um.... Well.... Do you guys have cheese but the kind that's from, well... um... No, that's OK. I guess, just whatever cheese, but on the side, and some on the top, but not a lot. All right then. OK.
Who is Dawny
The latest version of the Mac OS
What is Mojave
They call him Beli
Who is Abe
Thankfully, the district no longer relies on this single behemoth to run every single thing.
What is the server on the counter
"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."
The Italian Princess
Who is Jackie S.
More than 90% of current Linux source code is written by other developers
What is Linux