Catchphrases
Did you pick a quit date...What's the quit date?
Who is Dr. Judy Cooney?
This intern tried to walk on to a Division I college basketball team...and failed miserably; also known to do impressions.
Who is Tamara?
Most likely to be caught in line at the Apple Store at 4am to pick up the newest product.
Who is Dr. Ned Cooney?
Blinks eyes, blinks eyes, blinks eyes...
Who is Dr. Gary Bryson?
This faculty member uses the phrase “shjujjing” when describing making something work.
Who is Dr. Kim Corey?
This intern was the bassist in a punk rock band.
Who is Lindsay?
Most likely to be bleeped out if they were starring on a reality show.
Who are Drs. James Marinchak, Sharon Cooper, and Dr. Gary Bryson?
The orderliness of this faculty member's hair is a reliable metric for the orderliness of the VA on that particular day.
Who is Dr. James Marinchak?
This faculty member says, "Now, we're cooking with gas" when something seems to be working out well.
Who is Dr. Mark Litt?
This intern held Canadian citizenship up until college.
Who is Lucy?
Most likely to sincerely answer your question with a question that makes you answer your own question.
Who is Dr. Chris Grant?
Known to lean back in his chair with his arms crossed or place his fingers in a triangle when he's thinking and gesticulating wildly when he's done articulating his thoughts.
Who is Dr. Andrew Carlquist?
These faculty members refers to key components of groups as the meat and potatoes.
Who are Drs. Kelly Grover and Andrew Carlquist?
This intern is not allowed to donate blood because the CDC is genuinely concerned that they may have mad cow disease.
Who is Will?
Most likely end up like this? [Photo]
Who are Drs. Kim Corey and Sharon Cooper?
If her eyes have become narrow, it means that they have a clear line of sight on the inner workings of your soul.
Who is Dr. Sharon Cooper?
How do you fill out the template? "Just click da button."
Who is Dr. Kelly Grover?
This intern has had the most head injuries - go figure.
Who is Noah?
Most likely to have no outstanding notes, no typos in their notes, and be used as a model for the Joint Commission.
Who are Drs. Kim Corey and Kelly Grover?
Enthusiastically has your back, while answering emails, and sipping her tea/coffee.
Who is Heather Paluso?