Baby Facts
True or false: you can spoil a newborn
What is false?
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the _____
What is candlestick?
Baby cow
What is a calf?
He has all the power! Which makes it hard to babysit him…
Who is Jack Jack?
Due to how much she argued back, her parents thought she might be this when she grew up. (She is not.)
What is a lawyer?
This is their worst sense when they’re born.
What is sight?
…fell down and broke his crown and ____________.
What is “and Jill came tumbling after”?
Baby kangaroo
What is a joey?
Don’t leave any tools around this baby. He’s an escape artist!
Who is Tommy Pickles?
This device has been around him his whole life.
What are computers?
Babies don’t have real tears until they’re this old.
What is one month?
Not even the king’s horses and king’s men could put him back together.
Who is Humpty Dumpty?
Baby fox
What is a kit?
Even though so many people call him by this wrong name, this little frog eater has his own name.
Who is Baby Yoda?
When our second child was born, our oldest was already in this grade.
What is kindergarten?
This percent of newborns prefer to face the right when lying on their back.
What is 85%?
She really needs to keep a better eye on her flock.
Who is Bo-Peep?
Baby goose
What is a gosling?
He already has his 401(K) lined up.
Who is Boss Baby?
Since her older sister chose her original idea, she changed her Confirmation saint to this young martyr.
Who is St. Agnes?
How many weeks are they when they start recognizing day and night?
What is 12 weeks old?
The cow jumped over the moon. ________________
And the fish ran away with the spoon.
What is “The little dog laughed to see such sport”?
Baby swan
What is a cygnet?
She doesn’t need any fancy new toys. Just get her something from the Stone Age.
Who is Pebbles Flintstone?
This was his favorite sport growing up.
What is hockey?