POLITICALLY CORRECT MUSICALS?
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MR. BILL
A CHICAGO TOUR
PRESIDENTIAL ETYMOLOGY
200
'Fagin & the gang stop picking people's pockets & drop money in instead; what a "Twist"!'
Oliver
200
'A card game named for a middle-aged unmarried woman'
Old Maid
200
'Appropriately, you'll find an Old West museum bearing his name in Cody, Wyoming'
Buffalo Bill Cody
200
'Though it seats 500, Gino's East regularly has lines outside for this culinary specialty, even in winter'
pizza
200
'Born in Missouri in 1884, according to his names, he was "Head of the House" & "A Faithful Man"'
Harry S. Truman
400
'Maladjusted boy & physically challenged pirate team up to sell "Magic Powder" (formerly known as fairy dust)'
Peter Pan
400
'From the team's avian nickname, Bill Mlkvy was this "without a vowel" when he played basketball for Temple'
the owl
400
'They're the pioneering rockers heard here
See ya' later alligator...'
Bill Haley and the Comets
400
'(Sarah of the Clue Crew reporting from downtown Chicago) The building named for this Chicago company was partly inspired by a tower in Sevilla, Spain'
Wrigley Building
400
'The first & last names of this president born in 1809 mean "Father of Many Nations" & "Of the Lake Colony"'
Abraham Lincoln
600
'Ms. Oakley gives up her rifle & becomes an anti-gun activist (Charlton Heston hates the new show)'
Annie Get Your Gun
600
'Christian monks take vows of poverty, chastity & this'
obedience
600
'He was president of the Council of Fashion Designers of America from 1979 to 1981'
Bill Blass
600
'A sculpture titled this "Energy" was unveiled at the U. of Chicago in 1967, exactly 25 years after the first chain reaction'
"Nuclear Energy"
600
'Born in 1833, his first name means "Son of the Right Hand"; his last, "Son of Harry"'
Benjamin Harrison
800
'Miss Mona's Chicken Ranch becomes a real chicken ranch as the gals raise poultry for Col. Sanders'
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
800
'Sleipnir was the magical steed ridden by this Norse god'
Odin
800
'His keynote address at the 1992 Democratic Convention was a slam dunk'
Bill Bradley
800
'Chicagoans enjoy the view from this famous drive, named for its waterfront position'
Lake Shore Drive
800
'Born in 1856, his 2 names mean "Dweller of a Place Near the Woods" & "Son of William"'
Woodrow Wilson
1000
'Domestic abuser Billy Bigelow reforms & builds a family therapy theme park around that merry-go-round'
Carousel
1000
'A liquid hydrocarbon formula C8H18, found in petroleum'
octane
1000
'He based "The Power of Myth" on his conversations with Joseph Campbell on PBS'
Bill Moyers
1000
'(Sofia of the Clue Crew reporting from downtown Chicago) In 2001, almost $300 trillion in contracts changed hands in that building known as the "Merc"'
Chicago Mercantile Exchange
1000
'Born in 1758, his first name means "One Who Supplants" & his surname means "From the Red River"'
James Monroe
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