Merch
Did you know we sell water bottles? How much?
What is 4 dollars?
"Is this where we pay for ice skating"? Our response:
What is "NO"!
Theresa, the one we can't live without
Who is Liz?
According to Jaden, a CNA's main job
What is wiping butts?
Jaden will ask you to bring him this from concessions
What is Dr. Pepper?
These expired candies belong to Jaden.
What are M&M's?
An extremely provocative and inappropriate sign was made by this employee, telling skaters to "Turn around".
Who is Maya?
Hey Chris! How are you feeling? His response:
What is "I'm sick"?
Our least favorite math shape. Thanks Despain
What is a star?
Rachel's favorite conversation subject
What is her boyfriend?
Your child is 3 years old and potty trained? He'll need one of these
What is a swim diaper?
"Do you know how much ice skating is?" Our response:
What is "You can go to their website" or "They're not through us"?
Jaden went on a date to St. George with this person's daughter
Who is Jen?
Jaden's classes consisted of Evolution, Ecology, Biochemistry, and this
What is Physics?
She wears caboys more than anyone else. Yee haw!
Who is Maddy?
Floaties? Only if they are this
What is Coast Guard approved?
Hockey plays these days every week
What are Monday and Wednesday?
"Can I talk to Ruth?
Who is Larry?
This upcoming test will determine the rest of Jaden's life
What is the MCAT?
Sadie's favorite catchphrase?
What is "Yes"?
An adult couple monthly membership will cost you this
What is 35 dollars?
These ice skate enthusiasts only come out once a year, from November until about February
What are the polygamists?
This person doesn't have an office... but he thinks he does
Who is Bruce?
Come to work prepared to do this: It consumes Jaden's life
What is study?
Maya recently got a new this: it's about time
What is a boyfriend?