Janine 101
The necessary ingredient for her morning coffee.
What is cream?
The substance caught on Janine’s person by Cheryl in grade nine, though allegedly never consumed.
What are cigarettes?
The most exciting colour for a skirt.
The location where John Proposed to Janine?
What is Nathan Phillips Square?
The school Janine attended nursing college?
What is Georgian College?
Janine’s first celebrity crush?
Who is Shaun Cassidy?
A long story about being all alone outside at night amidst the icy howling winds?
What is a great way to put your kids to bed?
A capitol offence of an outfit for church.
What is plaid-on-plaid?
The instrument Janine played in school.
What is the saxophone?
Kodiak, an AC/DC album, and a “bush jacket”.
What is her grade nine Christmas list?
An offensive but true description of the legs coined by a son in law with a misguided sense of safety.
What is Frew Thighs?
This home decor item can be made just like new again with the help of a table saw.
What is a candle?