Funny Athlete Names
This 7'3 Center in the NBA player's name is so nice you say it twice.
Who is Bol Bol?
This Dunder Mifflin employee owns a beet farm, loves Battlestar Galactica, and takes his role as Assistant to the regional manager very seriously.
Who is Dwight Schrute?
“My dairy-based beverage attracts a large number of males to my outdoor property.”
What is "Milkshake" by Kellis?
A young woman develops feelings for her kidnapper, and everyone is okay with it because his furniture is really supportive.
What is Beauty and The Beast?
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Who is Lady Gaga?
This Lakers legend's name sounds like a euphemism for male anatomy.
Who is Magic Johnson?
This suit-obsessed womanizer created The Bro Code and constantly describe things as "legend- wait for it..."
Who is Barney Stinson? DARY!
“I have exactly ninety-nine difficulties, but a woman is not among them.”
What is "99 Problems" by Jay-Z?
A teenager ignores her father, makes a deal with a suspicious woman, changes her body for a man she has never spoken to, and somehow gets a happy ending.
What is The Little Mermaid?
Peter Gene Hernandez
Who is Bruno Mars?
This NFL star goes by a nickname that sounds more like a condiment in your kitchen cabinet.
Who is Sauce Gardner?
This grumpy bartender would rather fix absolutely nothing about his life and once tried to become an author with the Pepperwood Chronicles.
Who is Nick Miller?
“I have awakened in the morning and am experiencing the emotional state of Sean Combs.”
What is "TikTok" by Ke$ha?
A restaurant violates every health code imaginable and is rewarded with a glowing review.
What is Ratatouille?
Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar
Who is Cardi B?
This former NFL star changed his last name to the Spanish version of his jersey number.
Who is Chad Ochocinco?
This character is famous for threatening to put a foot up your a** if you are acting stupid.
Who is Red Forman?
“Please do not stop having confidence in your aspirations.”
What is "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey?
A multigenerational household slowly realizes that their grandmother's expectations may be negatively affecting employee morale.
Jacques Bermon Webster II
Who is Travis Scott?
This New Orleans Saints Cornerback's name comes straight from a popular sugary drink.
Who is Kool-Aid McKinstry?
This adopted Vietnamese daughter of Mitchell and Cameron is famous for proclaiming that she HATES Vietnam.
Who is Lily Tucker-Pritchett?
“I have encountered an emotional obstacle for a fellow female acquaintance and have developed romantic feelings for it. I quite enjoy her choice of cherry-flavored cosmetic lip balm.”
What is "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry?
A teenager's attempt to attend a concert results in identity theft, a cross-country police chase, and the destruction of his father's car.
What is A Goofy Movie?
Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini
Who is Doja Cat?