July Holidays
This holiday, on July 4, is the best known holiday in July, celebrating the founding our nation.
What is Independence Day?
The Shortest President.
Who is James Madison?
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
What is Hound Dog?
ROYGBIV
What is Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, (and) Violet?
The only continent you cannot find snakes.
What is Antarctica?
This holiday, on July 14, is celebrated in France, where it is there called La Fête Nationale Quatorze Julliet.
What is Bastille Day?
The Heaviest President.
Who is William Howard Taft
All my dreams fulfill.
For my darling I love you.
And I always will.
What is Love Me Tender?
FBI
What is Federal Bureau (of) Investigation?
The strange body part these bendy animals use to smell with. (Besides it's nose.)
What is it's Tongue?
Go out and give some cattle a hug on this odd holiday.
What is Cow Appreciation Day?
The Oldest President. (At Inauguration)
Who is Ronald Reagan?
Although it's always crowded.
You still can find some room.
For broken-hearted lovers.
To cry there in the gloom.
What is Heartbreak Hotel?
YMCA
What is Young Men's Christian Organization?
3-letter term for an Egyptian snake which was sometimes used to commit suicide.
What is an Asp?
A day that celebrates all people who have different colored-eyes.
What is Heterochromia Day?
The president with the most children.
Who is John Tyler?
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
What is Jailhouse Rock?
ASPCA
What is American Society (for the) Prevention (of) Cruelty (to) Animals?
Just like fingernails and hair, a rattlesnake's rattle is made of interlocking rings of this protein.
What is Keratin?
The weirdest holiday, where people crack food on to pavement.
What is Sidewalk Egg-Frying Day?
The Smartest President. (Highest IQ)
Who is John Quincy Adams?
Let's go, cat!
Ah, walk the dog!
What is Blue Suede Shoes?
CFC
What is Cowboys For Christ?
With a top speed of about 12 mph, this deadly African snake is said to be the world's fastest serpent.
What is Black Mamba?