SOUNDS LIKE TENNIS
Ambrose Bierce defined it as "a temporary insanity curable by marriage"
Love
Hasbro pits red vs. yellow: Connect ____
Connect four
Requiring the rider to reach up, "ape hangers" are very tall these on a motorcycle
Handlebars
Saltines are a type of one
crackers
This traditional excuse for why you don't have your homework is in the original "Saved by the Bell" theme song
My dog ate it.
Spot for a potential earthquake
Fault
The cinematic hunt for bin Ladan: "___ Dark ___"
Zero Dark Thirty
The logo of this company founded in 1903 is one of the most requested tattoos in the world
Harley-Davidson
Heavy fabric is stretched tight & tacked into place on a frame to make one of these art surfaces
canvas
webmd.com put "I'm too tired" on its list of excuses for not doing this, but says doing it actually gives you energy
exercising
The money you net from an investment
A return
Time to get hitched on TLC: "____ Day Fiance"
90 Day Fiance
This motorcycle-loving actor played a motorcycle-riding prisoner of war in "The Great Escape"
Steve McQueen
Divided into 64 squares, it's usually found with royalty on it
chessboard
It may be a defense for dropping a fly ball, but judges say not for rear-ending another car; be prepared if driving west at 5 PM
The Sun in your eyes
In blackjack it can have one of 2 different values
Ace
Actor & OutKast: Andre ____
3000
On a motorcycle, it's a flip-out lever on the side used to spin the engine & not an online money raiser
A Kick starter
Splash & ride are types of these on a drum kit
cymbal
He just left a relationship? He doesn't want to ruin a friendship? Nope, this title of a "no excuses" bestseller
He's Just Not That Into You
The operating expenses of running a business
Overhead
Groove metal band: ____ Finger Death Punch
Five
Abbreviated cc, it's the measure of engine size--a 1,000cc bike is ready for some serious cruising
Cubic centimeters
The X's give an extra hint to this popular form of embroidery
cross-stitch
This meteorological term for a chilly mass of air is a common reason given by fishermen when the bass aren't biting
A cold Front