Five Year Plan
the name of our 2nd favorite minor prophet
Who is Amos
This is the best artist of all time according to Josey.
Who is Yuno Miles
This patron saint punched Arius (a heretic) in 325 AD and later became the patron saint of children
Who is St. Nicholas?
This is the incorrect way to tie a shoe
What is the double loop method?
This common item is what Andy believes Jesus should be more like
What is Vending machine
Outside of being adorable, Amos, Amdos, and Amtres serve this purpose for ACF Sunday services
What is Extra camera angle for the livestream
The best music we have every played at guy's night.
What is Alien Acid Jazz?
Saint Drogo was unfortunately not the most stunning person while alive, leading to him being the patron saint of this group of people.
What are unattractive people?
A megayummi is this many years long
What is 1000 years? (also accept millennium or 10 centuries)
This location is where Andy wants to be sanctified
where is Disney Land
By 2030, the triumvirate will have breadwinner wives, along with this superpower imparted to them by the burrowing rodents
What is psionic abilities?
Finish the lyric: rest in peace my temple…
What is "it got hit by a bazooka kaboom, kablow"?
This recently canonized saint is known for using the internet and is also the patron saint of programmers
who is st. Carlos Acutis
This person is getting jumped tomorrow at 6:27am in the Walmart parking lot
Who is Josh
This group of people are favored by God
What are short people
“...then fire fell from Heaven and consumed the captain and his men.” is from 2 Kings 1:10, and is also the motto for this Trustee business
ACF Smoking
This amazing song was hated upon during spring retrear.
What is O Fortuna (Reverence Remix)?
For those who like explosions and other things that blow up, this is your patron saint
Who is St. Barbara
The minimum length of human wings that Josey would need to be able to fly
18 feet 9 inches long (3x the person’s height)
according to Andy, this Jesus would be terrible at this job
what is salesman?
This guy was the third person in the head trustee genealogy
An original song created by Rosey and Josey with a recognizable verse, say it.
What is Our God is a buoyant God?
Saint Adrian of Nicodema was persecuted Christians, but now he is the patron saint of...
What is arms dealers?
This cryptid was a several ton pig that was taken too early from this world
Complete this opening line from Andy: “Today we will talk about ...”
what is Jeffery Dahmer