Anything of monetary value that you own or control, which is expected to generate future economic benefits. They are fundamental to measuring wealth and calculating net worth
What are assets
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
What is Ice Ice Baby
I am uniquely shaped, but have nothing to do with nails or construction
What is a hammerhead shark
I am the smallest state by land
What is Rhode Island
The organ that pumps your blood has this number of chambers
What is four
This is a fixed-income security that represents a formal loan made by an investor to a borrower (typically a corporation or government). In exchange for the money, the borrower promises to pay the investor a specified interest rate over time and return the original principal amount when the issue expires
What is a bond
Throwing pedals like do you love me or not
Head is spinning and it don't know when to stop
Cause you said forever babe did you mean it or not
What is Daises
On the back of most marine and freshwater vertebrates, used primarily as a biological stabilizer
What is a dorsal fin
This 16th President started a famous speech by saying, "Four Score and Seven Years ago..."
Who is Abraham Lincoln
It carries blood away from the heart
What are arteries
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!! -- Uncle Sam comes to collect -- these are mandatory financial levies collected by the U.S. government to fund national operations, including defense, infrastructure, Social Security, and Medicare.
What are federal taxes
A cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
What is Chicken Fried
What is a sea horse
The state where the Declaration of Independence was signed
Where is Pennsylvania
It is the organ that produces insulin
What is the pancreas
I am the stock market that major companies like GOOG and MSFT trade on
Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
What is Life is a Highway
If you get them jumbo, there are about 21-25 per pound.
(His sister had a baby)
What are shrimp
Mount Rushmore features these four important fellas
Who are George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!! -- The organ that filters waste from the blood to produce urine
What are the kidneys
A penalty charged by your bank if you spend more money than what is currently in your checking account
What is an overdraft fee
There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
What is Brandy
I am known to be the most ancient living creature on Earth
What is a sponge
The three separate branches the United States government is divided into
What are judicial, legislative, executive
The part of the brain that controls balance and coordination
What is the cerebellum