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This four-letter word describes a subtle or distinct vibe, style, or energetic "swagger" that someone radiates.
What is aura?
Before placing a single burger on the grates, a dad must click this handheld kitchen utensil exactly two times to verify that it is functioning properly.
What are tongs?
This is the specific period of time between naps where a baby is most likely to go down without a fight; miss it, and you’re in "overtired" territory.
What is "wake window"?
This star running back became the only player to finish in the top three of the Heisman voting three times before leaving the Georgia Bulldogs early to play in the USFL.
Who is Hershel Walker?
According to detective J.J. Bittenbinder, what specific item should you throw at a potential kidnapper to completely throw off their rhythm?
What is a money clip?
Derived from "charisma," this three-letter word describes your romantic charm or your ability to smooth-talk a potential partner.
What is rizz?
This classic, sweet-and-smoky liquid condiment is slathered onto ribs during the final minutes of cooking using a specialized silicone brush.
What is barbecue sauce?
According to the CDC, freshly expressed breast milk can sit on the counter at room temperature for up to this many hours before it must be tossed
What is 4 hours?
In 2024, the SEC underwent a massive logistical shakeup by welcoming two powerhouse programs from the Big 12, expanding the conference to 16 teams. Name both schools
What are Texas and Oklahoma?
When John met Mick Jagger at SNL, the legendary rocker listened to a pitch, pointed a finger, and delivered this iconic two-word critique
What is "NOT FUNNY!"
Borrowed from the culinary world, this verb means to do something exceptionally well, or to craft a highly impressive idea or plan.
What is cooking? (e.g., "Let him cook.")
If a guest asks for their high-quality steak to be prepared with this specific, completely dried-out level of doneness, the grilling dad will internally weep.
What is well-done?
Just when you thought your baby was sleeping through the night, this temporary phase of restless wakefulness and fighting naps hits, often triggered by a major developmental milestone.
What is sleep regression?
While the SEC is known for massive stadiums, this school boasts the smallest stadium by capacity in the conference, seating just over 40,000 fans at FirstBank Stadium.
What is Vanderbilt?
John famously compared the chaotic state of the US government to one of these loose farm animals inside a medical facility.
What is a horse in a hospital?
If someone completely dominates a conversation or heavily influences others through an intense, unhinged stream of internet trends, they are accused of having this "decaying" condition.
What is brain rot?
While flipping burgers, a dad must always have one of these refreshing beverages in a koozie resting safely in his non-dominant hand.
What is a beer?
This is the name for the thick, yellowish "pre-milk" produced in the first few days after birth that is packed with antibodies
What is colostrum?
An SEC football field is exactly 100 yards long from goal line to goal line. To the nearest ten feet, how wide is a standard NCAA football field?
What is 160 feet?
When describing his own passive, non-confrontational vibe, John says, "You could probably pour [this food item] in my lap and I’ll apologize to you."
What is soup?
This 4-letter term was used to describe a girl who was "not like other girls" and often wore oversized t-shirts and used metal straws
What is a VSCO girl?
When a dad buys a heavy, pre-seasoned black pan specifically to use directly on top of the fiery grill grates, he is opting for this classic cookware material.
What is a cast iron?
If a mom is "power pumping" to increase her supply, she is typically following a specific cycle of pumping and resting for this total duration of time
What is 1 hour?
Excluding the 2024 newcomers (Texas and Oklahoma), name the only two SEC schools whose campuses are located in cities that serve as their respective state capitals.
What are LSU (Baton Rouge, Louisiana) and South Carolina (Columbia, South Carolina)
In his stand-up acts, this comedian joked about pushing this French bulldog, who had an old, wise face, in a New York City stroller.
Who is Petunia?