There Once Was A Duo...
... of brothers,
red and green they wear on their covers.
With a big stride in their step,
and high jumps with much pep,
they save the kingdom, this pair of plumbers.
Luigi and Red Luigi
Co-op FPS
Pills here
Left 4 Dead
Omelette du Fromage~
Dexter's Laboratory
You play as a jaded city slicker trying to restore their grandpa's IRL Farmville account.
Stardew Valley
Sophomoric cephalopods seek satisfaction via spreading and surfing slick surfaces
Splatoon
Greetings from the Shadow Procession
Welcome to the Black Parade
Clowns with guns
Thermal drill
Payday
♪Is you is, or is you ain't mah bay-beh♫
Tom & Jerry
You play as a tiny bug person taking on the world of bigger, scarier bug people with your trusty toothpick.
Hollow Knight
R0ller Man
Sk8ter Boi
...of androids,
both monochrome blindfolded humanoids.
They journey across the wastes,
thousands in their wakes erased,
to save the human race from being destroyed.
YoRHa No.2 Type B and YoRHa No.9 Type S
(Also accepted: 2B and 9S)
Outlaws
I have a plan
Red Dead Redemption
"Whaddya think o' that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scunner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie!"
Samurai Jack
You play as a boy with no skin trying to rescue his girlfriend made of bandages from a fetus in a jar.
Super Meat Boy
Mr. Sunshine
Mr. Brightside
... of hunters,
a man, and a bird that flutters.
Killing psychos on commands
they wander the borderlands,
to find the Vault that is filled with wonders.
Mordecai and Bloodwing
Whales
Murder to prove your innocence
Dishonored
"Wanna go out with me? Hyah! I still got 20¢ left."
Johnny Bravo
You play as a team of (mostly) illiterate convicts in purgatory trying to win their freedom back through the power of basketball.
Pyre
Cougher
Weezer
...of twins,
dealing death, they commit many sins.
Till an agent killed a brother,
backed his car into the other,
and in the process took both of his shins.
Leonel & Marco Salamanca
(Also accepted: The Cousins)
Marooned on an alien world
Charge the teleporter
Risk of Rain
"Some animals resort to cannibalism during drought or famine."
"I'm famine!"
"You're drought."
Ed Edd n Eddy
You play as a woman on the lam for committing wrench crimes.
Iconoclasts
Bathpuncher
Tubthumping