Books I Rave About
A book about lesbian necromancers in space.
What is Gideon the Ninth?
The creature type of a Gelatinous Cube.
What is Ooze?
A D&D proxy for when you're not playing D&D.
What is Baldur's Gate 3?
A long-handled object used to stir an open flame.
What is a poker?
Cat with eight lives.
Who is Eevee?
A book about six teenagers taking on an impossible heist.
What is Six of Crows?
The number of classes listed in the player's handbook.
What is twelve? (Sorry, Artificer! (I hardly know her!))
A game about shopping and demolition.
What is League of Legends?
One of the pedals in your car.
What is an accelerator?
Naked fighting man.
Who is Machamp?
A memoir about a child actress and her abusive relationship with her mother.
What is I'm Glad My Mom Died?
The soul container of a lich.
What is a phylactery?
A simulator for going to work in the hypercapitalist near future.
What is Lethal Company?
A child's child.
What is a granddaughter?
Not Pikachu.
Who is Clefairy?
A collection of essays in the form of ratings out of five stars; a young adult author's nonfiction debut.
What is The Anthropocene Reviewed?
A class that chooses its subclass at 1st level.
What is Cleric, Sorcerer, and/or Warlock?
Look at your screen.
What is Jeopardy?
Something that isn't particularly shiny.
What is lackluster?
Bell bottom jeans fashionmonger.
Who is Blaziken?
A book about a the students of a magical school, and the monsters infesting it to eat them.
What is A Deadly Education?
The eight schools of magic.
What are Abjuration, Conjuration, Divination, Enchantment, Evocation, Illusion, Necromancy, and Transmutation?
A game in which all players but one wear blackout glasses and are forbidden from seeing the board or pieces.
What is Nyctophobia?
Something that flies by spinning really fast.
What is a helicopter?
Kirby cosplayer.