Alien Problems
Video Game maddness
Extremely Useless Inventions
eath
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100

Aliens would probably be confused why humans spend so much time watching videos of this animal.

what is a cat 🙀 

100

This character spends most of his career jumping on turtles.

Who is Mario?

100

This invention helps you keep soup cold when you actually wanted it hot.

What is a refrigerated spoon?

100

This is the largest ocean on Earth.

What is the Pacific Ocean?

100

This thing always disappears when you actually need it.

What is the TV remote?

200

This Earth food would probably scare aliens the most because it squirts ketchup everywhere.

What is a hot dog?

200

Players yell at this thing when it disconnects during a game.

its the wifi

200

This product protects bananas by giving them tiny helmets.

What are banana helmets?

200

his country is home to the Great Pyramids of Giza, proving humans have always loved giant confusing projects.

What is Egypt?

200

The official dance move of stepping on a LEGO.

what is hopping on one foot while screaming? 

300

If aliens visited school, they’d probably fail this subject first.

What is Earth history?

300

blocks

MINECRAAFT

300

This gadget automatically turns pages for people too lazy to move one finger.

What is an automatic page flipper?

300

his river is the longest in South America and contains enough rainforest creatures to star in 10,000 documentaries.

What is the Amazon River?

300

This mythical creature is basically a horse that discovered glitter.

What is a unicorn?

400

this human invention would make aliens wonder why we willingly sit in traffic. 

What is the car?

400

The true final boss of gaming is usually this thing running out.

What is battery life?

400

This invention lets you charge your phone using the power of your sneezes.

What is a sneeze-powered charger?

400

This European city is famous for the Eiffel Tower, where tourists suddenly become professional photographers.

What is Paris?

400

This mysterious place contains old chargers, batteries, and random buttons.

What is the junk drawer?

500

Aliens trying to blend in would definitely mess up this common human greeting.


What is a handshake?

500

This famous phrase is shouted after accidentally defeating your own teammate.

I TOLD YIU TO MOBE

500

This ridiculous machine exists only to dramatically launch toast across the room.

What is a catapult toaster?

500

This mountain range stretches across seven South American countries and basically said, “What if mountains just kept going?”

What are the Andes?

500

Your laser vision only works on grilled cheese sandwiches.

What is oddly specific laser vision?

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