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In a 2014 viral clip, a man asks his younger brother to solve a simple math problem, prompting the confident but incorrect response of this number.
What is 21
If Grandma found this vibrating, battery-powered silicone device hidden under the mattress, she would think it was a weapon or a massage tool.
What is a vibrator
In a genius financial scam to get the kids to fetch him a cold beer, Ronnie would aggressively motivate the room by offering a bounty of 5 to 10 of these.
What are doll hairs
Before the invention of Caller ID, the absolute height of weekend entertainment for teenagers involved dialing a random number from a phone book and asking if their refrigerator was doing this.
What is running
This family member can turn almost any event into a reality, even when working with a less-than-generous budget.
Who is Megan
Upon seeing an orange construction sign on the street, creator Drew Gooden famously remarked, "Yeah, I sure hope it does."
What is “Road Work Ahead”
When Tyler uses Grandma's bed for an unholy bedroom rodeo and leaves the evidence on the windowsill, this is the innocent family member who gets wrongfully blamed for the wrapper.
Who is Dustyn
When Tyler accidentally smashed Amethyst in the face with a wiffle ball, Grandpa rushed out to carry her inside—but was famously only vocalizing panic about blood staining this specific household feature.
What is his new deck
Long before smartphones or digital texting, teenagers in the 1990s sent secret messages to each other using numbers and codes on a small hip-clip device known by this name.
What is a pager
This city is where two family members got tattoos immediately after their wedding ceremony.
What is Las Vegas
A bystander pointing a camera at a police officer’s plain black footwear yelled this iconic, three-word question.
What is “What are those?”
This subscription website is where people pay monthly fees to watch creators do explicit things with household objects.
What is Onlyfans?
Following Robbie’s tragic bathroom accident inside a Las Vegas Target, Grandma had to perform an emergency rescue mission to buy him a brand-new pair of this specific clothing item.
What are shorts
While the older generation prints out a physical boarding pass or ticket, young people walk up to the gate and aggressively smack their phone screen against a glowing glass scanner displaying this square, pixelated black-and-white code.
What is a QR code
As a child, this family member dreaded the weekly dinner that featured liver and onions.
Who is Grandma
Pointing a camera at a massive flock of geese on a grassy hill, a young girl confidently exclaimed this phrase.
What is “look at all those chickens”
Back in high school, Tyler and Dustyn regularly engaged in theft by sneaking these out of Grandpa's truck
What are Cigarettes?
According to strict, historical family law, this specific, expensive milestone event was mandatory to get added to the Rafferty page—a rule completely ignored for Jake and Carson.
What is Wedding Day or Getting married
If you heard this sound coming from the computer, you knew the internet was loading—and you better not touch the phone.
What is dial up internet
This family phrase was born after one particularly exhausting night spent with the grandchildren.
What is “Hit the Floor”
While sitting inches apart in a hot tub, two men are filmed by a creator who notes that they are maintaining this specific distance "cause they're not gay."
What is five feet? ("Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart...")
Long before Trojan existed, 18th-century degenerates had to protect themselves using a version of this item crafted out of the treated intestines of this specific farm animal.
What is a sheep
Who is the family member who got pulled over in Morris and nearly turned a routine drive into a night in jail for a suspected DUI?
Who is Rachael
Long before digital streaming or DVDs, a Friday night family ritual involved driving to a rental store and desperately praying you didn't get slapped with a fine for failing to perform this specific task before returning the tape.
What is rewinding the tape
The name Carrie has repeatedly said she intends to take on when a certain long-awaited milestone occurs.
Who is Auntie Bear? 🐻
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