Silly Riddles
What has hands but cannot clap?
a Clock
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Ghostbusters
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
strawberry
If someone says you have “rizz”, what are they complimenting?
Your flirting/charm
I have keys but no locks, space but no rooms, and you can enter but not go inside. What am I?
a keyboard
What gets wetter the more that it dries?
a Towel
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Cinderella
what animal cannot jump?
an elephant
What does “delulu” mean?
Delusional
I have a neck but no head and usually wear a cap. What am I?
a bottle
The more you take away from me. the bigger I become. what am i?
a hole
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Titanic
Which animal has rectangular pupils?
a goat
Complete this deeply intellectual phrase: “Tung Tung Tung _____”
Sahur 😭
I can travel around the world while staying in the same corner. What am I?
a stamp
a man shaves several times a day, but yet, he still has a beard, how?
He is a barber
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Kung Fu Panda
What is the only mammal capable of true sustained flight?
a bat
If somebody says “bro lost 1,000 aura points”, what do they mean?
They did something embarrassing/uncool
I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees and rivers but no water. What am I?
a map
A woman has four daughters. Each daughter has one brother. How many children does she have?
5 — the daughters share the same brother
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Inside out
Which animal’s fingerprints are so similar to humans that they can be confused at a crime scene?
a koala
Which of these is NOT one of the viral “Italian brainrot” style characters/phrases: Tralalero Tralala, Bombardiro Crocodilo, Ballerina Cappuccina, or Skibidi Ohio Rizzler?
Skibidi Ohio Rizzler 💀
You can see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter E