The Chris Industrial Complex
Fictional quotes
Factual quote
This Workplace Has No HR
Extremely Specific White-Woman Knowledge
100

This Australian Chris is the largest Chris by visible square footage.

Chris Hemsworth

100

“There’s no place like home.”

Dorothy from Wizard of Oz

100

“Mom, I am a rich man.”

Cher

100

Michael Scott manages the Scranton branch of this paper company.

Dunder Mifflin

100

This handled 40-ounce tumbler became both a hydration device and a permanent passenger in the front cup holder.

Stanley Quencher?

200

One of the "Hollywood Chrises" who's never been in a Marvel movie

Chris Pine

200

“What is this, a center for ants?”

Zoolander

200

“We’re all born naked and the rest is drag.”

RuPaul

200

Homer Simpson works at this dangerously managed energy facility.

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

200

This seasonal Starbucks drink signals that fall has begun, even when it is still 87 degrees outside.  

Pumpkin Spice Latte

300

This Chris married a Schwarzenegger

Chris Pratt

300

“Treat yo’ self.”

Donna and Tom from Parks & Rec

300

“I should be a postage stamp, because that’s the only way I’ll ever get licked.”

Muhammad Ali

300

Miranda Priestly terrorizes the staff of this fictional fashion magazine.

Runway

300

This luxury loungewear brand makes the CozyChic cardigan, which feels like being gently swallowed by a decorative cloud.

Barefoot Dreams

400

This Chris was slapped in the face on live TV.

Chris Rock

400

“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?”

Rush Hour Detective James Carter, played by Chris Tucker

400

“Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.”

Judge Judy

400

This Philadelphia bar is operated by five people who have committed enough crimes to make an employee handbook feel wildly insufficient.

Paddy’s Pub

400

This Hill House Home dress became famous for allowing women to look vaguely Victorian while remaining comfortable enough to lie down at any moment.

the Nap Dress

500

This Chris was was homeless in Maui, Hawaii, working odd jobs and living in a tent — he's said it was "a pretty awesome place to be homeless."

Chris Pratt

500

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

Johnny from Dirty Dancing

500

"The capacity for learning is the greatest gift of God to man."

His Highness the Aga Khan IV

500

This theme park spared no expense on dinosaurs but apparently spent nothing on backup security systems.

Jurassic Park

500

This HGTV couple turned shiplap, farmhouse sinks and the entire city of Waco, Texas, into a home-renovation empire.

Chip and Joanna Gaines

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