Poorly Described Films
The protagonist's mum has the hots for them, and he invents skateboarding. Thing is, if he's too rizzfull he stops existing.
What is Back to the Future (1985)
"Get these beggars out of here!"
What is The Odyssey (2026)
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This film stars a young girl bored of her monotonous family life and weird neighbours, finding a doorway in her house's wall, and following it to her seemingly perfect life. This "perfect life" however, soon crumbles as her "Other mother" is not as she seems. Apple of my eye, more like buttons!
What is Coraline (2009)
Avengers (2012)
What is superhero, or action.
Although originally a YouTube sketch comedian, the director of this film Barker was approached by producer James Harris to adapt one of his old feature films, Barker instead took the opportunity to pitch this film, a partly inspired by The Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror II". The film was shot in Los Angeles in October 2024 on a $750,000 budget, and released in 2025. This feature also features an interesting take on the monkeys paw.
What is Obsession (2025)
This film is adapted from a videogame where an middle-aged man forcibly puts children into furry suits.
What is FNAF (2023)
"There's no place like home!"
What is The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Originating from a poem written by Tim Burton in 1982 while he was working as an animator at Walt Disney Productions, this film stars a skeleton named Jack who kidnaps Santa Claws and takes over Christmas!
What is The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
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The Matrix (1999)
What is science fiction, action, or dystopia.
One of the most successful independent films of all time, this film was a sleeper hit that grossed $248.6 million worldwide. This film revived the found-footage genre and influenced similarly successful horror films such as Paranormal Activity (2007), REC (2007), and Cloverfield (2008).
What is The Blair Witch Project (1999)
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A trio of friends assault multiple school teachers over the course of a year, with the protagonist having an infamous history of being called "The one male gendered non-adult who has been currently alive." as well as stupid nerd glasses and a dumb stick.
What is Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
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THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!
What is 300 (2006)
This film stars a man and his dog gardening together, however the man contracts a curse and is begins to love vegetables for the first time in his life.
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
What is psychological horror, crime thriller, and/or drama.
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This psychological horror film was directed and co-scored by a youtuber whose most popular series was inspired from the anonymous chatroom board of 4chan. This film is also A24's highest-grossing film to date, and the 5th highest grossing indie film of ALL TIME.
What is The Backrooms (2026)
Nasally sounding boy cripples endangered wildlife, and then becomes friends with it. The visuals for this film will make you take an involuntary short gasp of air!
What is How to Train Your Dragon
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"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
What is Emperor's New Groove (2000)
In the early feudal Japan era, a 12-year-old boy with only one eye tends to his ill mother in a mountain cave near a village. He earns a living by manipulating origami with music from his magical shamisen (a Japanese stringed instrument), telling the tale of his missing father Hanzo, a samurai warrior.
What is Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
The End of Oak Street (2026)
What is survival, or thriller.
Released in 2018, this American supernatural psychological horror film follows Annie Graham, a grieving miniature artist who uncovers disturbing secrets about her recently deceased mother. She is subsequently tormented by sinister paranormal occurrences, along with her family.
What is Hereditary (2018)
Beach that makes you old.
What is Old (2021)
"Pizza time!"
What is Spider-man 2 (Toby Maguire) (2004)
In the countryside of Yorkshire, a flock of chickens live on an egg farm structured like a prisoner-of-war camp. The farm is run by the cruel Mrs Tweedy and her submissive husband, Mr Tweedy, who kill and eat any chicken that is no longer able to lay eggs. Led by the rebellious Ginger, the chickens constantly devise new ways to try to escape.
What is Chicken Run (2000)
1917 (2019)
What is War.
This film is a 2022 Canadian experimental horror film written and directed by Kyle Edward Ball in his feature directorial debut. The film follows a young brother and sister who wake up during the night to discover that they cannot find their father and that the windows, doors, and other objects in their house are disappearing. Before the production of this film, the director ran a YouTube channel where he would upload videos based on nightmares recounted by commenters. Audience reception of this was quite polarized, as some hated it, and others were so scared they had to leave the theatre en masse.
What is Skinamirink (2022)