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100

What is the Hebrew word for commandment?

What is Mitzvah?

100

How does a Jew make tea?

What is "Hebrews it"?

100

A bread product originating in Poland. Traditionally shaped by hand in the form of a ring from yeasted wheat dough.

What is a Bagel?

100

Which son of Jacob is know by his coat

Joseph

100

The seventh day; The day of rest.

What is Shabbat?

200

What is the Hebrew word for blessing?

What is Berachah?

200

What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler?

What is "Eventually a Rottweiler will let go"? 

200

A special egg-based bread usually braided and typically eaten on ceremonial occasions, such as the Sabbath.

What is Challah?

200

The second plague which came from the Nile River

What are frogs?

200

 "Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melekh ha'olam, asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav, v'tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat" 

(What is this prayer over?)

What is the prayer over the Shabbat Candles?

300

What is the Hebrew word for going up?

What is Aliyah?

300

What do you call a Jewish knight?

What is "Sir Cumsiced"? 

300

A unleavened flat bread that is an integral part of the Passover festival during which Chametz is forbidden.

What is a Matzah?

300

On this day of creation, the stars, moon, and sun made made

What is the 4th day?

300

Work

What is the brief summary of the thing you are not allowed to do on Shabbat?

400

What is the Hebrew word for truth?

What is Emet?

400

What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?

What is "Jews (Juice)"?

400

A dish made from a poached mixture of ground de-boned fish, such as carp, white fish or pike. Usually served as an appetizer.

What is Gefilte Fish?

400

When Moses was up on Mount Sinai, the Israelites made what idol

What is the Golden Calf?

400

When Shabbat begins and ends.  

What is nightfall on Friday until nightfall on Shabbat?

500

What is the Hebrew word for prophet?

What is Navi?

500

What do you call a Jewish sea monster?

What is "The Latke-ness monster!"?



500

A baked pudding or casserole most commonly made from egg noodles or potato.

What is Kugel?

500

The Hebrew word used for the Bible

What is the TaNaKh (Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim)?

500

The reason why we light two Shabbat candles.

What is to correspond to the two forms of the mitzvot of Shabbat.

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